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  • Kamal
    Administrator
    • May 2002
    • 28835

    Now this is amusing......

    was looking for how many women are on the forums and I didnt realize so many of the peeps we thought were men are actually on the wrong side of the road....





    -e-
    www.mjwebhosting.com

    Jib says:
    he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
    Originally posted by ace_dl
    Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
    I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me
  • tiddles
    Encryption, Jr.
    • Jun 2004
    • 6861

    #2
    Re: Now this is amusing......

    Code:
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    				u.*,
    (CASE WHEN i.buddy_ignore = 0 THEN 1 ELSE 0 END) AS user_my_friend_virt,
    i.buddy_visible AS user_my_visible_virt,
    (CASE WHEN i.buddy_ignore = 1 THEN 1 ELSE 0 END) AS user_my_ignore_virt,
    (CASE WHEN b.buddy_ignore = 0 THEN 1 ELSE 0 END) AS user_friend_virt,
    b.buddy_visible AS user_visible_virt,
    (CASE WHEN b.buddy_ignore = 1 THEN 1 ELSE 0 END) AS user_ignore_virt,
    (CASE WHEN (u.user_id = 93 OR ( ( i.buddy_ignore <> 1 OR i.buddy_ignore IS NULL ) AND ( 1 <> 0 OR 0 <> 1 ) AND ( b.buddy_visible = 1 OR ( u.user_allow_viewonline = 1 OR (1 = 1 AND 0 = 1) ) OR ( b.buddy_ignore = 0 AND ( u.user_allow_viewonline = 2 OR (1 = 2 AND 0 = 1) ) ) ) )) THEN (CASE WHEN u.user_session_time >= (1095341731-300) THEN 1 ELSE 0 END) ELSE '' END) AS user_online_virt,
    u.username AS username_virt,
    (CASE WHEN (u.user_id = 93 OR ( ( i.buddy_ignore <> 1 OR i.buddy_ignore IS NULL ) AND ( 1 <> 0 OR 0 <> 1 ) AND ( b.buddy_visible = 1 OR ( u.user_allow_viewonline = 1 OR (1 = 1 AND 0 = 1) ) OR ( b.buddy_ignore = 0 AND ( u.user_allow_viewonline = 2 OR (1 = 2 AND 0 = 1) ) ) ) )) THEN u.user_regdate ELSE '' END) AS user_regdate_virt,
    (CASE WHEN (u.user_id = 93 OR ( ( i.buddy_ignore <> 1 OR i.buddy_ignore IS NULL ) AND ( 1 <> 0 OR 0 <> 1 ) AND ( b.buddy_visible = 1 OR ( u.user_allow_viewonline = 1 OR (1 = 1 AND 0 = 1) ) OR ( b.buddy_ignore = 0 AND ( u.user_allow_viewonline = 2 OR (1 = 2 AND 0 = 1) ) ) ) )) THEN u.user_lastvisit ELSE '' END) AS user_lastvisit_virt,
    (CASE WHEN (u.user_id = 93 OR ( ( i.buddy_ignore <> 1 OR i.buddy_ignore IS NULL ) AND ( 1 <> 0 OR 0 <> 1 ) AND ( b.buddy_visible = 1 OR ( u.user_allow_viewonline = 1 OR (1 = 1 AND 0 = 1) ) OR ( b.buddy_ignore = 0 AND ( u.user_allow_viewonline = 2 OR (1 = 2 AND 0 = 1) ) ) ) )) THEN u.user_posts ELSE '' END) AS user_posts_virt,
    (CASE WHEN (u.user_id = 93 OR ( ( i.buddy_ignore <> 1 OR i.buddy_ignore IS NULL ) AND ( 1 <> 0 OR 0 <> 1 ) AND u.user_allow_website = 1 AND ( b.buddy_visible = 1 OR ( u.user_viewwebsite = 1 OR (1 = 1 AND 0 = 1) ) OR ( b.buddy_ignore = 0 AND ( u.user_viewwebsite = 2 OR (1 = 2 AND 0 = 1) ) ) ) )) THEN r.rank_title ELSE '' END) AS user_rank_title_virt,
    (CASE WHEN (u.user_id = 93 OR ( ( i.buddy_ignore <> 1 OR i.buddy_ignore IS NULL ) AND ( 1 <> 0 OR 0 <> 1 ) AND u.user_allow_real = 1 AND ( b.buddy_visible = 1 OR ( u.user_viewreal = 1 OR (1 = 1 AND 0 = 1) ) OR ( b.buddy_ignore = 0 AND ( u.user_viewreal = 2 OR (1 = 2 AND 0 = 1) ) ) ) )) THEN u.user_flag ELSE '' END) AS user_flag_virt,
    (CASE WHEN (u.user_id = 93 OR ( ( i.buddy_ignore <> 1 OR i.buddy_ignore IS NULL ) AND ( 1 <> 0 OR 0 <> 1 ) AND u.user_allow_real = 1 AND ( b.buddy_visible = 1 OR ( u.user_viewreal = 1 OR (1 = 1 AND 0 = 1) ) OR ( b.buddy_ignore = 0 AND ( u.user_viewreal = 2 OR (1 = 2 AND 0 = 1) ) ) ) )) THEN u.user_flag_province ELSE '' END) AS user_flag_province_virt,
    u.user_points AS user_points_virt,
    				1 AS user_generic_display,
    (CASE WHEN (u.user_id = 93 OR ( ( i.buddy_ignore <> 1 OR i.buddy_ignore IS NULL ) AND ( 1 <> 0 OR 0 <> 1 ) AND u.user_allow_real = 1 AND ( b.buddy_visible = 1 OR ( u.user_viewreal = 1 OR (1 = 1 AND 0 = 1) ) OR ( b.buddy_ignore = 0 AND ( u.user_viewreal = 2 OR (1 = 2 AND 0 = 1) ) ) ) )) THEN 1 ELSE '' END) AS user_real_display,
    (CASE WHEN (u.user_id = 93 OR ( ( i.buddy_ignore <> 1 OR i.buddy_ignore IS NULL ) AND ( 1 <> 0 OR 0 <> 1 ) AND ( b.buddy_visible = 1 OR ( u.user_allow_viewonline = 1 OR (1 = 1 AND 0 = 1) ) OR ( b.buddy_ignore = 0 AND ( u.user_allow_viewonline = 2 OR (1 = 2 AND 0 = 1) ) ) ) )) THEN 1 ELSE '' END) AS user_viewonline_display,
    (CASE WHEN (u.user_id = 93 OR ( ( i.buddy_ignore <> 1 OR i.buddy_ignore IS NULL ) AND ( 1 <> 0 OR 0 <> 1 ) AND u.user_allow_website = 1 AND ( b.buddy_visible = 1 OR ( u.user_viewwebsite = 1 OR (1 = 1 AND 0 = 1) ) OR ( b.buddy_ignore = 0 AND ( u.user_viewwebsite = 2 OR (1 = 2 AND 0 = 1) ) ) ) )) THEN 1 ELSE '' END) AS user_webdisplay_display
    			FROM ((((
    phpbb_users AS u)
    LEFT JOIN phpbb_buddy AS i ON i.user_id=93 AND i.buddy_id=u.user_id)
    LEFT JOIN phpbb_buddy AS b ON b.user_id=u.user_id AND b.buddy_id=93)
    LEFT JOIN phpbb_ranks AS r ON (u.user_rank > 0 AND r.rank_special <> 0 AND r.rank_id = u.user_rank) OR (u.user_rank = 0 AND r.rank_special = 0 AND u.user_posts >= r.rank_min AND u.user_posts < r.rank_max))
    			WHERE u.user_id <> -1
    			ORDER BY
    :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

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    • mixu
      Travel Guru Extraordinaire
      • Jun 2004
      • 1115

      #3
      Re: Now this is amusing......

      Am I suppposed to get a general error page?
      Ask me a question...

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      • arielus
        He's back, in Pog form
        • Jun 2004
        • 4281

        #4
        is all i got too :P
        http://www.myspace.com/hernancattaneo
        http://www.facebook.com/hernancattaneo
        http://www.soundcloud.com/hernancattaneo

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        • skahound
          Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
          • Jun 2004
          • 11411

          #5
          Just plain gibberish! We'll just have to ask for all the hotties to identify themselves.
          A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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          • Kamal
            Administrator
            • May 2002
            • 28835

            #6
            really ?? I click on the link and seems to work fine for me......

            -e-
            www.mjwebhosting.com

            Jib says:
            he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
            Originally posted by ace_dl
            Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
            I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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            • tiddles
              Encryption, Jr.
              • Jun 2004
              • 6861

              #7
              where is the option to sort the memberlist by gender?

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              • skahound
                Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                • Jun 2004
                • 11411

                #8
                Originally posted by Encryption";p="
                really ?? I click on the link and seems to work fine for me......

                -e-
                Keep braggin! You apparently have the golden schlong around here!
                A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                • Kamal
                  Administrator
                  • May 2002
                  • 28835

                  #9
                  Go to memberlist, click on the yello arrow next to User fields list, choose gender, click update, when the page appears, on the list of members, click on the yellow arrow next to gender and you're golden

                  -e-
                  www.mjwebhosting.com

                  Jib says:
                  he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                  Originally posted by ace_dl
                  Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                  I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                  • mixu
                    Travel Guru Extraordinaire
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 1115

                    #10
                    Re: Now this is amusing......

                    42 of the female species - is that right?

                    1 DreamGirlie
                    2 chlo? harris
                    3 STLChristy
                    4 dawnx
                    5 HoneyBearKelly
                    6 ubiqe
                    7 Thorin
                    8 Trancelucent One
                    9 SilverFoxx
                    10 diskk
                    11 Silicone Soul
                    12 very*
                    13 chanty
                    14 energizerbunny
                    15 sharon
                    16 ReTrOGurLe
                    17 viv
                    18 Pebbles
                    19 ladyhayley
                    20 Szofibo
                    21 dusk
                    22 headrushmusic
                    23 MinkySlack
                    24 catalina
                    25 s.bella.k
                    26 dimax
                    27 ale18
                    28 CrazyMadFlyGirl
                    29 littleannie
                    30 psyrel
                    31 Villu
                    32 Ariel Cybana
                    33 pakita
                    34 adia
                    35 hear_my_name
                    36 angelitam
                    37 lilyashes
                    38 Echo of Silence
                    39 gordi
                    40 Baby*doll
                    41 brandie
                    42 patots

                    Ask me a question...

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                    • Jibgolly
                      Vortexuralizor
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 20773

                      #11
                      not sure if dawnx counts.

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                      • influx
                        Gold Gabber
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 543

                        #12
                        Re: Now this is amusing......

                        42 out of 2000 ain't bad...


                        pssssshh! it's a frickin' sausage fest up in here!!
                        i reject your reality, and substitute my own.
                        www.flynoteproductions.com

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                        • beto
                          Gold Gabber
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 964

                          #13
                          Ouch...

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                          • refine
                            Getting Somewhere
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 158

                            #14
                            Re: Now this is amusing......

                            how about a women of MS calendar? :P
                            can i get a rewind?

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