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  • MJ
    Here since 2002
    • Jun 2004
    • 6560

    Always wash you hands

    When you have been slicing and dicing chillies. I didn't, sat on my sofa and did what a lot of us men do, unconsciously stuck my hand down my trousers (just to check they were still there you know )

    My balls are now on fire !
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  • unkownartist
    Banned
    • Nov 2005
    • 4146

    #2
    Re: Always wash you hands

    lmao

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    • threehills
      I heart Lollergirl
      • Jun 2005
      • 3641

      #3
      Re: Always wash you hands

      Put some Icy Hot on your balls, that will help, I promise.
      It's never too late to become the person you always thought you would be.

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      • Jibgolly
        Vortexuralizor
        • Jun 2004
        • 20773

        #4
        Re: Always wash you hands

        LMAO, dont scratch your eyes either, that shit will burn for hours.

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        • jarble187
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          • Sep 2004
          • 2047

          #5
          Re: Always wash you hands

          Ive seen chef's were rubber gloves when it comes to hot chillies. Smooth move ace!
          Push the envelope, watch it bend.


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          • lilsensa
            DUDERZ get a life!!!
            • Jun 2004
            • 6675

            #6
            Re: Always wash you hands

            I rubbed my eyes with chili peppers once when I was in middle school so that I could get out of class. Well, I got out of class alright, and was blind for about 45 minutes. I had two black eyes by the time it was all over. Scary and painful.....True story.
            RIP ~ Steve James







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            • Jibgolly
              Vortexuralizor
              • Jun 2004
              • 20773

              #7
              Re: Always wash you hands

              Originally posted by jarble187
              Ive seen chef's were rubber gloves when it comes to hot chillies. Smooth move ace!
              even the regular disposable gloves aren't enough protection for this. i used to chop up jalepenos to make pico de gaio at work, i remember scratching my eyes after removing the gloves and they still got fucked up from the peppers.

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              • KinKyJ
                Platinum Poser
                • Jun 2004
                • 13438

                #8
                Re: Always wash you hands

                Originally posted by MJ
                unconsciously stuck my hand down my trousers (just to check they were still there you know )
                They're that small or poorly attached? No, don't answer that plz

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                • dannyboy
                  Platinum Poster
                  • Jun 2006
                  • 1914

                  #9
                  Re: Always wash you hands

                  Originally posted by MJ
                  When you have been slicing and dicing chillies. I didn't, sat on my sofa and did what a lot of us men do, unconsciously stuck my hand down my trousers (just to check they were still there you know )

                  My balls are now on fire !
                  dude sorry to hear about that but that is fucking funny.
                  MERCURY SERVER IS MY LIFE

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                  • rubyraks
                    DUDERZ get a life!!!
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 5341

                    #10
                    Re: Always wash you hands

                    "Work like you don't need the money.
                    Love like you've never been hurt.
                    Dance like nobody's watching.
                    Sing like nobody's listening.
                    Live like it's Heaven on Earth."

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                    • MJ
                      Here since 2002
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 6560

                      #11
                      Re: Always wash you hands

                      Originally posted by KinKyJ
                      They're that small or poorly attached? No, don't answer that plz
                      lol, probably just a comfort thing I guess.

                      Let me tell you, at the time of my first post, they were on fire, shortly after that, the pain was immense.
                      mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



                      Silentium est aureum

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                      • dannyboy
                        Platinum Poster
                        • Jun 2006
                        • 1914

                        #12
                        Re: Always wash you hands

                        Originally posted by MJ
                        lol, probably just a comfort thing I guess.

                        Let me tell you, at the time of my first post, they were on fire, shortly after that, the pain was immense.
                        dude i did it with tiger balm i know what its like trust me.
                        MERCURY SERVER IS MY LIFE

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                        • threehills
                          I heart Lollergirl
                          • Jun 2005
                          • 3641

                          #13
                          Re: Always wash you hands

                          Try putting some Goldbond medicated powerder on them, for real. The Icy Hot thing was a joke, but this feels great. Feels like 1000 little elves gently blowing on your balls.
                          It's never too late to become the person you always thought you would be.

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                          • MJ
                            Here since 2002
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 6560

                            #14
                            Re: Always wash you hands

                            They've cooled down now thank god, man that was some weird shit!
                            mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



                            Silentium est aureum

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                            • KinKyJ
                              Platinum Poser
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 13438

                              #15
                              Re: Always wash you hands

                              Originally posted by MJ
                              They've cooled down now thank god, man that was some weird shit!
                              Try putting this on your nuts...

                              You'll walk like a penguin for three days straight, I kid you not

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