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  • dannyboy
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2006
    • 1914

    #16
    Re: Always wash you hands

    Originally posted by KinKyJ
    Try putting this on your nuts...

    You'll walk like a penguin for three days straight, I kid you not
    i dont think that would be any better.
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    • unkownartist
      Banned
      • Nov 2005
      • 4146

      #17
      Re: Always wash you hands

      i,ll never forget the night i pulled a muscle @ the top of my leg @ 5 a side came home soaked in the bath for a while got dried then got out my ralgex stick and proceeded to rub some into my leg, not thinking about what i was doing i started to put some on the inside of my leg @ the top, i didnt think nothing of it untill i sat down and my nut sack rubbed against the inside of my leg, holy shit, i,ve had broken bones and everything but nothing compares to the pain of having ralgex on ur nutsack

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      • dannyboy
        Platinum Poster
        • Jun 2006
        • 1914

        #18
        Re: Always wash you hands

        well it looks like me and mj are not the only people to have this problem.
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        • Who?
          Getting warmed up
          • May 2007
          • 87

          #19
          Re: Always wash you hands

          Try putting some Goldbond medicated powerder on them, for real. The Icy Hot thing was a joke, but this feels great. Feels like 1000 little elves gently blowing on your balls.
          LOL - that should be the commercial spot...

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          • billyz
            Addiction started
            • Dec 2006
            • 325

            #20
            Re: Always wash you hands

            LMAO! I haven't laughed this hard in a while! Thanks!
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            • simonr
              Transitionator
              • Jun 2004
              • 8796

              #21
              Re: Always wash you hands

              I made Gordon Ramsey's Malaysian chicken curry tonight - the only red chilli's I could get were from the local Indian store (Bank Holiday) : "Scotch Bonnet's" - apparently one of the worlds hottest ! My fingers are killing from the heat just from the residue/oils after chopping them - there's no way I'll be scratching my balls .... otherwise it'll be a visit to A&E !!
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              • res0nat0r
                Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                • May 2006
                • 14475

                #22
                Re: Always wash you hands

                great post....

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                • KinKyJ
                  Platinum Poser
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 13438

                  #23
                  Re: Always wash you hands

                  pain and pleasure in such a relatively tiny spot. funny.

                  @ red: be carefull with the reflex spray too mate. compared to that, mace makes your eyes tickle...

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                  • DIDI
                    Aussie Pest
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 16845

                    #24
                    Re: Always wash you hands

                    Originally posted by MJ
                    When you have been slicing and dicing chillies. I didn't, sat on my sofa and did what a lot of us men do, unconsciously stuck my hand down my trousers (just to check they were still there you know )

                    My balls are now on fire !
                    Originally posted by TheVrk
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                    • Life on Other Planets AKA Johns
                      Are you Kidding me??
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 3087

                      #25
                      Re: Always wash you hands

                      Originally posted by KinKyJ
                      Try putting this on your nuts...

                      You'll walk like a penguin for three days straight, I kid you not

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                      • GLD
                        Gold Gabber
                        • Apr 2006
                        • 636

                        #26
                        Re: Always wash you hands

                        Originally posted by KinKyJ
                        Try putting this on your nuts...

                        You'll walk like a penguin for three days straight, I kid you not
                        Why in the world don't you shave them like regular guys

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                        • Dhar_2
                          meat and potatoes
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 18923

                          #27
                          Re: Always wash you hands

                          Originally posted by KinKyJ
                          Try putting this on your nuts...

                          You'll walk like a penguin for three days straight, I kid you not
                          how and why do u know this?

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                          • KinKyJ
                            Platinum Poser
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 13438

                            #28
                            Re: Always wash you hands

                            Originally posted by GLD
                            Why in the world don't you shave them like regular guys
                            That's what I was asking myself too for two days, lazy me

                            Originally posted by Dhar_2
                            how and why do u know this?
                            My mom had it back in the days. And why... Do I really have to spell it out for you?

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                            • Dhar_2
                              meat and potatoes
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 18923

                              #29
                              Re: Always wash you hands

                              i'd rather u didnt.

                              but the concept has never really come to me before.

                              no one i know does it.

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                              • Kamal
                                Administrator
                                • May 2002
                                • 28835

                                #30
                                Re: Always wash you hands

                                I think I need to create a "men only" forum just for threads like this
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