College Kids Scores 0/100 On a True or False Final(pic)

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  • shosh
    Banned
    • Jun 2004
    • 4668

    College Kids Scores 0/100 On a True or False Final(pic)

    His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:

    Dear Michael,

    Every year I attempt to boost my students' final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.

    There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It's as if you didn't look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!

    May God have mercy on your soul.

    Sincerely,
    Professor William Turner

    P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
    B is the new C
  • KinKyJ
    Platinum Poser
    • Jun 2004
    • 13438

    #2
    Re: College Kids Scores 0/100 On a True or False Final(pic)

    Sterilize stupid people

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    • ddr
      DUDERZ get a life!!!
      • Jun 2004
      • 7006

      #3
      Re: College Kids Scores 0/100 On a True or False Final(pic)

      too bad its fake... that scantron test never went through the grader... those scantrons are not graded by hand
      "pics or stfu" - R.I.P. Steve "Jibgolly" James

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      • Miroslav
        WHOA I can change this!1!
        • Apr 2006
        • 4122

        #4
        Re: College Kids Scores 0/100 On a True or False Final(pic)

        ^^ I agree it's probably a fake...but just curious, how do you know it didn't go through the grading machine? It's not that hard for a professor to grade an exam by hand that has all Cs when A and B were the only options
        mixes: www.waxdj.com/miroslav

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        • day_for_night
          Are you Kidding me??
          • Jun 2004
          • 4127

          #5
          Re: College Kids Scores 0/100 On a True or False Final(pic)

          its fake cause no prof in his/her right mind would say "may god have mercy on your soul" to a student...

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          • sakio pod
            SALAD TOSSER
            • Jun 2004
            • 6034

            #6
            Re: College Kids Scores 0/100 On a True or False Final(pic)

            stupid waste of time

            go fuck some ghey dudes

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            • unkownartist
              Banned
              • Nov 2005
              • 4146

              #7
              Re: College Kids Scores 0/100 On a True or False Final(pic)

              this is the new african spam sceme

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              • KinKyJ
                Platinum Poser
                • Jun 2004
                • 13438

                #8
                Re: College Kids Scores 0/100 On a True or False Final(pic)

                Originally posted by sakio pod
                stupid waste of time

                go fuck some ghey dudes
                Did you save your whale today?

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                • KinKyJ
                  Platinum Poser
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 13438

                  #9
                  Re: College Kids Scores 0/100 On a True or False Final(pic)

                  This one is even better...













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                  • Miroslav
                    WHOA I can change this!1!
                    • Apr 2006
                    • 4122

                    #10
                    Re: College Kids Scores 0/100 On a True or False Final(pic)

                    ^^^ hahaha thats awesome...I hope that one was real!
                    mixes: www.waxdj.com/miroslav

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                    • Lrn
                      Are you Kidding me??
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 3233

                      #11
                      Re: College Kids Scores 0/100 On a True or False Final(pic)

                      i love that paper, the 3 holes on both sides is hilarious

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                      • Hambrecht
                        Addiction started
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 334

                        #12
                        Re: College Kids Scores 0/100 On a True or False Final(pic)

                        Originally posted by sakio pod
                        stupid waste of time

                        go fuck some ghey dudes
                        i just spit my water all over my keyboard

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                        • Jenks
                          I'm kind of a big deal.
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 10250

                          #13
                          Re: College Kids Scores 0/100 On a True or False Final(pic)

                          "this is page 3" hahaha.

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                          • Dhar_2
                            meat and potatoes
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 18917

                            #14
                            Re: College Kids Scores 0/100 On a True or False Final(pic)

                            brilliant!!

                            how the hell people hand this shjit in is beyond me. and the people who sit there and fake have too much time on their hands!

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