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  • KinKyJ
    Platinum Poser
    • Jun 2004
    • 13438

    40.000 blowjobs for free

    Almost elections here and I gotta say: Belgian politics rock!



    I am the leading NEE party senate candidate in Belgium. And due to popular demand, I will give 40,000 blowjobs to anyone who requests one on this page.


    It started with our response to incredible claims that were made by other parties in Belgium, several parties promised new job opportunities in ridiculous amounts. We responded with a parody campaign for which I posed naked and promised our voters 400.000 new jobs.


    This national campaign resulted in international media attention and I received hundreds of e-mails asking for 400,000 blowjobs. If this would get us even more media attention, I'm willing to give 40,000 blowjobs to make the statement.


    According to my planning this would take me 500 days to tour around the world, visiting all the ones who signed up for a blowjob on this page, giving 80 blowjobs per day. So the offer is limited, sign up while you still can.
  • unkownartist
    Banned
    • Nov 2005
    • 4146

    #2
    Re: 40.000 blowjobs for free

    god dam she's gonna go through some amount of mouth wash, i dont fancy being 80th in that days que

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    • KinKyJ
      Platinum Poser
      • Jun 2004
      • 13438

      #3
      Re: 40.000 blowjobs for free

      ^^^ Terms of Service: condoms must be used and provided and paid for by the user

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      • Miroslav
        WHOA I can change this!1!
        • Apr 2006
        • 4122

        #4
        Re: 40.000 blowjobs for free

        awesome!!! I signed up for 35! told her to just text message when she makes it over to the Midwest
        mixes: www.waxdj.com/miroslav

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        • unkownartist
          Banned
          • Nov 2005
          • 4146

          #5
          Re: 40.000 blowjobs for free

          so its a kid on blowjob then ?

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          • fletcher
            Platinum Poster
            • Jul 2005
            • 1308

            #6
            Re: 40.000 blowjobs for free

            quality! im in
            http://fletchymole.wordpress.com/

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            • 88Mariner
              My dick is smaller
              • Nov 2006
              • 7128

              #7
              Re: 40.000 blowjobs for free

              what if she is really bad at giving a blowjob?
              you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

              it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

              Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

              ----PEACE-----

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              • unkownartist
                Banned
                • Nov 2005
                • 4146

                #8
                Re: 40.000 blowjobs for free

                atleast its not costing u anything

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                • 88Mariner
                  My dick is smaller
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 7128

                  #9
                  Re: 40.000 blowjobs for free

                  fair enough, but i wouldn't want to be #40,000. and still, you're using a condom.
                  you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                  it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                  Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                  ----PEACE-----

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                  • ddr
                    DUDERZ get a life!!!
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 7006

                    #10
                    Re: 40.000 blowjobs for free

                    lol hilarious
                    "pics or stfu" - R.I.P. Steve "Jibgolly" James

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                    • Mr.Big
                      Platinum Poster
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 1390

                      #11
                      Re: 40.000 blowjobs for free

                      What a dirty pirate hooker.

                      That has to be bullshit.
                      www.twitter.com/mikeoreilly
                      Pimps up Hoes down.

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                      • Kat
                        A pretty fn good milkshake
                        • Mar 2006
                        • 4695

                        #12
                        Re: 40.000 blowjobs for free

                        wtf??
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                        • tiddles
                          Encryption, Jr.
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 6861

                          #13
                          Re: 40.000 blowjobs for free

                          i hear the clinton campaign might be doing the same thing

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                          • gia powers
                            Getting warmed up
                            • Mar 2007
                            • 66

                            #14
                            Re: 40.000 blowjobs for free

                            Originally posted by tiddles
                            i hear the clinton campaign might be doing the same thing
                            NICE!
                            Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

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                            • jeffrey collins
                              Not cool enough
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 7427

                              #15
                              Re: 40.000 blowjobs for free

                              she's gonna end up with mouth and throat cancer. I read about a story on google news yesterday saying oral sex makes you over 100X more likely to develop throat cancer.
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