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That must've been a scary trip for those people. Rule nr. 1 when a gorilla approached you: sit down and look down (submission). Usually they'll bang you around but nothing serious. I have no idea wether I'd be sharp enought to do it though...
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That must've been a scary trip for those people. Rule nr. 1 when a gorilla approached you: sit down and look down (submission). Usually they'll bang you around but nothing serious. I have no idea wether I'd be sharp enought to do it though...Blowkick visual & graphic design - No Civilization. Now With Broadband.
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Re: Gorilla escapes in dutch zoo
I'd show the gorilla my cock. I bet he'd be the none siting down and looking at the floor then
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Re: Gorilla escapes in dutch zoo
You'd just be hoping the gorilla gets submissive and sits on your cock. Sorry mate it ain't happening... Gorillas have standards too you know!"If not for Josh Wink, Sasha wouldn't own any Acid except for the paper stuff he dopes chicks with at clubs." - Jenks, 2004Comment
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Re: Gorilla escapes in dutch zoo
Gorillas have small tiny dicks. Hence the hopes outcome. Freak
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Re: Gorilla escapes in dutch zoo
So either you submit and get slapped or show your dick and the gorilla runs of crying...Think I'll go with the latter option.
*Don't bother Kinky, I know eggzactly what your reply is going to be*Blowkick visual & graphic design - No Civilization. Now With Broadband.
There are but three true sports -- bullfighting, mountain climbing, and motor-racing. The rest are merely games. -HemingwayComment
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Re: Gorilla escapes in dutch zoo
^^^ in your case the animal would die laughing, but well yeah, still better than getting slapped
* I did bother, hehe*Comment
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Re: Gorilla escapes in dutch zoo
so kinks dad escaped from the zoo?
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It took you three days to come up with that? *pat pat*Comment
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