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i know he's not here, but i saw this on one of the craigslist forums and thought of his poo story
sharted at work and some co-workers noticed
< consulting_chick > 05/26 09:41:31
I am so embarrassed right now.
Yesterday at work, on the Friday right before what was going to be a wonderful three-day weekend, no less, I went and had lunch at a Mexican restaurant right next to where I work.
After lunch, we had a meeting, and my stomach started hurting. It was getting close to the end of the meeting, and I felt like I had to "break wind" so I did, and then I felt wetness down there, as if some liquid had came out along with the fart. I immediately felt really hot in the face. I was wearing white denim pants at the time. I tried to walk out as normally as possible to go to the restroom, but I know everyone smelled me.
Going to the restroom from the conference room in my building, we have to walk past other offices. There was a group from another team in the hallway in front of one of the offices all taking about something. I tried to walk past them really fast and as normal as possible. When I got a few yards past them, I noticed they all got quiet and I heard someone loudly whisper "Oh my gosh, that's gross" . I got even more nervous & wanted to cry, because I knew they were talking about me.
When I finally got to the restroom, after what seemed like an eternity, even though it was only a few minutes, I discovered that the results of the shart had soaked through the back of my white jeans and there was a large spot visible. What a disaster and a nightmare all in one!
At that point, I had tears streaming down my face already... to make a long story short, I had to wait in the restroom for one of my co-workers to come in, and ask her to grab my purse from my desk. I then called my manager on my cell phone and told her i was very sick in the restroom and have to leave immediately. She understood and was nice about it and didn't ask any questions. I then had the embarrassment of walking to my car in the parking lot and getting newspaper from my trunk to put on my seat for the drive home, hoping no one would walk by. When I got home, I got even sicker, so I know I got food poisoning.
I'm sure those people in the hallway saw the soak-through on the back of my jeans, and it's going to be sooo embarrassing going back to work with people knowing that I basically kind of shit my pants. This is my 1st (and good paying) job since finishing my BA. Should I quit?
sharted at work and some co-workers noticed
< consulting_chick > 05/26 09:41:31 I am so embarrassed right now.
Yesterday at work, on the Friday right before what was going to be a wonderful three-day weekend, no less, I went and had lunch at a Mexican restaurant right next to where I work.
After lunch, we had a meeting, and my stomach started hurting. It was getting close to the end of the meeting, and I felt like I had to "break wind" so I did, and then I felt wetness down there, as if some liquid had came out along with the fart. I immediately felt really hot in the face. I was wearing white denim pants at the time. I tried to walk out as normally as possible to go to the restroom, but I know everyone smelled me.
Going to the restroom from the conference room in my building, we have to walk past other offices. There was a group from another team in the hallway in front of one of the offices all taking about something. I tried to walk past them really fast and as normal as possible. When I got a few yards past them, I noticed they all got quiet and I heard someone loudly whisper "Oh my gosh, that's gross" . I got even more nervous & wanted to cry, because I knew they were talking about me.
When I finally got to the restroom, after what seemed like an eternity, even though it was only a few minutes, I discovered that the results of the shart had soaked through the back of my white jeans and there was a large spot visible. What a disaster and a nightmare all in one!
At that point, I had tears streaming down my face already... to make a long story short, I had to wait in the restroom for one of my co-workers to come in, and ask her to grab my purse from my desk. I then called my manager on my cell phone and told her i was very sick in the restroom and have to leave immediately. She understood and was nice about it and didn't ask any questions. I then had the embarrassment of walking to my car in the parking lot and getting newspaper from my trunk to put on my seat for the drive home, hoping no one would walk by. When I got home, I got even sicker, so I know I got food poisoning.
I'm sure those people in the hallway saw the soak-through on the back of my jeans, and it's going to be sooo embarrassing going back to work with people knowing that I basically kind of shit my pants. This is my 1st (and good paying) job since finishing my BA. Should I quit?
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