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  • KinKyJ
    Platinum Poser
    • Jun 2004
    • 13438

    LMAO @ Katie Holmes

    First she gets married to a tool, now this shit...

    KATIE Holmes is threatening legal action against a teenage porn fan who changed her name to Katee Holmes and plans to lose her virginity on-screen.

    The blond-haired, blue-eyed fashion student, who claims to be a virgin, has changed her name to Katee Holmes and is launching a porn career in which she'll be deflowered in her first movie. And that's got the real Katie Holmes' camp in an uproar, reports The New York Post.

    "It's a really cheap shot," a rep for the actress, who's married to Tom Cruise, told Page Six. But Shy Love, an adult film vet who manages the 5-foot-9, 122-pound Katee - a small-town girl from Illinois - insisted: "Katee is using the name as a tribute to Katie, who has always portrayed an innocence in everything she's done, beginning with Dawson's Creek. "


    Everybody count down together: http://www.virgintape.com/

    Why do celebrities even bother to make movies or "music", they're more entertaining in real
  • res0nat0r
    Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
    • May 2006
    • 14475

    #2
    Re: LMAO @ Katie Holmes

    i'll give her a cheap shot.

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    • SyntaxTerror
      Occupation: Playtex Sales
      • Jun 2004
      • 964

      #3
      Re: LMAO @ Katie Holmes

      Someone get that Katee Holmes video up in the promos and recommendations section the day it's released!
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      • Funky Dredd
        Are you Kidding me??
        • May 2005
        • 3701

        #4
        Re: LMAO @ Katie Holmes

        Originally posted by SyntaxTerror
        Someone get that Katee Holmes video up in the promos and recommendations section the day it's released!
        Shouldn't that be the porno recommendations section
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        • Miguel
          Are you Kidding me??
          • Oct 2005
          • 3182

          #5
          Re: LMAO @ Katie Holmes

          you got the idea

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          • jeffrey collins
            Not cool enough
            • Jun 2004
            • 7427

            #6
            Re: LMAO @ Katie Holmes

            what a loser...the supposed virgin...dumbass, does she suddenly think that she is going to become a huge star from this. All those girls get into porn to try to help their "Acting" career, but that never works.
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            • MusicJatt
              Platinum Poster
              • Aug 2004
              • 1371

              #7
              Re: LMAO @ Katie Holmes

              I hate her ...

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              • runningman
                Playa I'm a Sooth Saya
                • Jun 2004
                • 5995

                #8
                Re: LMAO @ Katie Holmes

                good for her.. getting herself out there early..

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                • Kat
                  A pretty fn good milkshake
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 4695

                  #9
                  Re: LMAO @ Katie Holmes

                  its a free promotion, whats the big deal
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                  • ProgAgressive_Maniac
                    Addiction started
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 257

                    #10
                    Re: LMAO @ Katie Holmes

                    19d 11h 52m 20s to go.. lol
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