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Its gotta be asked... what the fuck was God thinking when he designed the vagina? Was he done with Adam, finished Eve (nice job on the boobs tho) and had a bit of play-do left over so stuck it on without thinking? I mean jaysus... you go to pull her panties down after a play with her boobies (again, nice job) and you're left with this mound of flesh which tbh if it was on a plate there's no way you would be thinking about shoving it in your gob, let alone lick it. Then there's the taste, yikes! The moment that hits your tastebuds you pull back (but I ain't gonna deny that once you get used to it you love it and just the tiniest whiff of it gives you an full on boner). Worse still, if the girl hasn't shaven for a while its like trying to get at an ice cream thats stuck right in the middle of some candy floss. You try to make your tongue as thin as possible but its no good, you can't get near. Which pisses you off as you wanted to get more of her lady juice on your tongue.
Despite this I'd still love to have one for the day.
Despite this I'd still love to have one for the day.
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