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  • Simon Preston
    Gold Gabber
    • Jun 2004
    • 845

    Womans fleshy parts

    Its gotta be asked... what the fuck was God thinking when he designed the vagina? Was he done with Adam, finished Eve (nice job on the boobs tho) and had a bit of play-do left over so stuck it on without thinking? I mean jaysus... you go to pull her panties down after a play with her boobies (again, nice job) and you're left with this mound of flesh which tbh if it was on a plate there's no way you would be thinking about shoving it in your gob, let alone lick it. Then there's the taste, yikes! The moment that hits your tastebuds you pull back (but I ain't gonna deny that once you get used to it you love it and just the tiniest whiff of it gives you an full on boner). Worse still, if the girl hasn't shaven for a while its like trying to get at an ice cream thats stuck right in the middle of some candy floss. You try to make your tongue as thin as possible but its no good, you can't get near. Which pisses you off as you wanted to get more of her lady juice on your tongue.

    Despite this I'd still love to have one for the day.
    http://soundcloud.com/simonpreston/simon-preston-summer-2011
  • Jibgolly
    Vortexuralizor
    • Jun 2004
    • 20773

    #2
    Re: Womans fleshy parts



    full concur!

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    • GLD
      Gold Gabber
      • Apr 2006
      • 636

      #3
      Re: Womans fleshy parts

      That was a funny read bro.

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      • Huggie Smiles
        Anyone have Styx livesets?
        • Jun 2004
        • 11836

        #4
        Re: Womans fleshy parts

        are you pre-op?
        ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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        • Kamal
          Administrator
          • May 2002
          • 28835

          #5
          Re: Womans fleshy parts

          Slow day at work Simon ?
          www.mjwebhosting.com

          Jib says:
          he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
          Originally posted by ace_dl
          Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
          I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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          • jarble187
            vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
            • Sep 2004
            • 2047

            #6
            Re: Womans fleshy parts

            Originally posted by Simon Preston
            (but I ain't gonna deny that once you get used to it you love it and just the tiniest whiff of it gives you an full on boner)
            Not sure Mike would agree with you, but I sure do!!!!!
            Push the envelope, watch it bend.


            www.kansascitytechno.com


            Wakarusa Dj Winter Classic Mix Submission Feb 2011

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            • KinKyJ
              Platinum Poser
              • Jun 2004
              • 13438

              #7
              Re: Womans fleshy parts

              Simon, I got two words for ya: camel toe

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              • Simon Preston
                Gold Gabber
                • Jun 2004
                • 845

                #8
                Re: Womans fleshy parts

                Originally posted by Kamal
                Slow day at work Simon ?
                Not at work mate. Sitting at home playing Gran Turismo 4... and err... waiting for the missus to come home. She's in for a treat...
                http://soundcloud.com/simonpreston/simon-preston-summer-2011

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                • Mr.Big
                  Platinum Poster
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 1390

                  #9
                  Re: Womans fleshy parts

                  I don't know you but i like you.

                  Good post dude
                  www.twitter.com/mikeoreilly
                  Pimps up Hoes down.

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                  • griffin
                    Getting Somewhere
                    • Nov 2005
                    • 220

                    #10
                    Re: Womans fleshy parts

                    i'm suddenly craving a roast beef sammich...

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                    • res0nat0r
                      Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                      • May 2006
                      • 14475

                      #11
                      Re: Womans fleshy parts

                      bagina

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                      • Jibgolly
                        Vortexuralizor
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 20773

                        #12
                        Re: Womans fleshy parts

                        dood, i totally lub da bagina!

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                        • lilsensa
                          DUDERZ get a life!!!
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 6675

                          #13
                          Re: Womans fleshy parts

                          RIP ~ Steve James







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                          • floridaorange
                            I'm merely a humble butler
                            • Dec 2005
                            • 29116

                            #14
                            Re: Womans fleshy parts

                            how long have you been with your girlfriend?

                            It was fun while it lasted...

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                            • Dhar_2
                              meat and potatoes
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 18917

                              #15
                              Re: Womans fleshy parts

                              hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm axe wound

                              who doesnt love axe wounds?

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