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You can't have manslaughter without laughter.
"Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."Comment
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he might have trouble catching falling cats with his eyes rolling around back of his skullComment
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hahaha good one...
hey kitty!Comment
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Try reading some books.Comment
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^ Not a bad idea.
I've just started reading A History of the American People by Paul Johnson and it's probably one of the most entertaining versions of history you can read. It's around 1000 pages though so I'm in for the long haul.http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic
You can't have manslaughter without laughter.
"Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."Comment
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download counter strike source off steam.Comment
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ugh that game stole 3 years of my live..Comment
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Gia Powers, who are you and why don't you post more often? This is highly entertaining. Please throw the cat off the balcony.NOT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Comment
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start a webcam service ?....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....
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my first web cast will be me licking my cats before tossing them into a trash compactor.
my second will be me reorging my iPod while playing counter strike and fingerbanging a book.
my third web cast will be me in my redecorated bedroom writing letters to companies complaining about their product
my fourth will be me enjoying said dysfunctional, unsatisfying free products after railing Oxy's.
After that, I think I'll be canceled.
PS: I'm slightly joking about the cat part. My g/f will have my head in a crock pot if I ever hurt her pussies. I still despise them though!Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.Comment
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hahaha, hilariousComment
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