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  • Morgan
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2004
    • 2234

    #16
    Re: I got a new job

    Originally posted by day_for_night
    i could put on a dark wig, cram some implants into a bra, and stuff my junk back between my legs ala silence of the lambs. just point me to the couch in the condo


    All that just for a free holiday?
    "Pain is only weakness leaving the body."

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    • res0nat0r
      Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
      • May 2006
      • 14475

      #17
      Re: I got a new job

      Originally posted by day_for_night
      i could put on a dark wig, cram some implants into a bra, and stuff my junk back between my legs ala silence of the lambs. just point me to the couch in the condo


      put the freakin lotion in the basket!

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      • Kamal
        Administrator
        • May 2002
        • 28835

        #18
        Re: I got a new job

        Originally posted by day_for_night
        i could put on a dark wig, cram some implants into a bra, and stuff my junk back between my legs ala silence of the lambs. just point me to the couch in the condo


        www.mjwebhosting.com

        Jib says:
        he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
        Originally posted by ace_dl
        Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
        I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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        • tiddles
          Encryption, Jr.
          • Jun 2004
          • 6861

          #19
          Re: I got a new job

          so does this mean you get cool stuff like health insuarnce and don't get raped with self employment taxes?

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          • 88Mariner
            My dick is smaller
            • Nov 2006
            • 7128

            #20
            Re: I got a new job

            Originally posted by res0nat0r
            aside from the ballet above im going to be doing the same stuff i am currently, sun solaris unix admin stuff with alot of veritas VCS and volume manager stuff. so hardcore nerd stuff, but alot more money and alot less stupid fuckin bullshit like i had at my previous job since i was a fulltime contractor, but not an actual employee of the company.
            the good thing is the new company i work for is like the biggest timeshare/condo seller in the US, so after 1 year of work i get a free week vacation in any of their condos around the world on the company dime, as long as its not booked. so maybe miami for WMC or ibiza or ireland soon i think would be not a bad idea :]

            so you work off of Michigan Road now do you? I had a friend work there. The perks were great for her (and me, i got to tag along for free on those vacays) but she has since left....

            good luck!
            you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

            it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

            Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

            ----PEACE-----

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            • day_for_night
              Are you Kidding me??
              • Jun 2004
              • 4127

              #21
              Re: I got a new job

              Originally posted by Kamal

              hahaha kidding man. just wanted to see reactions.

              i only do that shit on the weekend...

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              • Lrn
                Are you Kidding me??
                • Jan 2005
                • 3233

                #22
                Re: I got a new job

                ive definalty seen a dude do that at a party it was horrible

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                • peloquin
                  Till I Come!
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 8643

                  #23
                  Re: I got a new job

                  therapy dfn

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                  • day_for_night
                    Are you Kidding me??
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 4127

                    #24
                    Re: I got a new job

                    Originally posted by peloquin
                    therapy dfn

                    hey, its ok to admit that got you hot in the pants...

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                    • day_for_night
                      Are you Kidding me??
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 4127

                      #25
                      Re: I got a new job

                      Originally posted by Lrn
                      ive definalty seen a dude do that at a party it was horrible
                      just confess it was you, man. acceptance is the first step towards recovery

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                      • peloquin
                        Till I Come!
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 8643

                        #26
                        Re: I got a new job

                        Originally posted by day_for_night
                        hey, its ok to admit that got you hot in the pants...

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                        • res0nat0r
                          Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                          • May 2006
                          • 14475

                          #27
                          Re: I got a new job

                          Originally posted by 88Mariner
                          so you work off of Michigan Road now do you? I had a friend work there. The perks were great for her (and me, i got to tag along for free on those vacays) but she has since left....

                          good luck!
                          yup!

                          Originally posted by Lrn
                          ive definalty seen a dude do that at a party it was horrible

                          you are hanging out at the wrong clubs. FYI: The Blue Oyster is not what you think it is.

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                          • beanzncheez
                            Banned
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 4442

                            #28
                            Re: I got a new job

                            Originally posted by res0nat0r
                            you are hanging out at the wrong clubs. FYI: The Blue Oyster is not what you think it is.
                            He was talking 'bout the glory days of Twilo.

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                            • Life on Other Planets AKA Johns
                              Are you Kidding me??
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 3087

                              #29
                              Re: I got a new job

                              Congrats on the new job mate.. I recently found out what it is like to put yourself on the market and the waiting.. anyway congrats again

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                              • res0nat0r
                                Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                                • May 2006
                                • 14475

                                #30
                                Re: I got a new job

                                ^^thanks...ive hated my last joint for a good while and the pay was way less than what my average should be, so i am happy. that must by why im drunk now and have been for the last 2 days, and i think for the upcoming next 5 days also

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