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  • DancingQueen
    AVB FanClub | President
    • Oct 2005
    • 4061

    I believe this is yours....





    Woman Jailed for Testicle Attack

    A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
    Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

    She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

    Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

    'Pulled hard'

    Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence.

    The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

    The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

    An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

    In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".



    He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

    The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

    She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

    In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

    She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

    The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."
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  • AntonyM
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Oct 2004
    • 6415

    #2
    Re: I believe this is yours....

    The horror........
    Originally posted by Shpira
    So came back last night...
    Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

    All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
    Originally posted by Illuminate
    Let me get this straight.

    So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

    1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
    2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
    3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
    4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

    Am I close here?

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    • runningman
      Playa I'm a Sooth Saya
      • Jun 2004
      • 5995

      #3
      Re: I believe this is yours....

      Holy fuck I laughed for 5 mins after this story... what a messed up broad..

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      • Jibgolly
        Vortexuralizor
        • Jun 2004
        • 20773

        #4
        Re: I believe this is yours....

        poor fella,

        he can no longer use phrases like "my balls are itchy" or "suck on my salty balls"

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        • Corven
          Are you Kidding me??
          • Jun 2004
          • 4080

          #5
          Re: I believe this is yours....

          sounds like a scene from a b-grade horror
          I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.

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          • res0nat0r
            Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
            • May 2006
            • 14475

            #6
            Re: I believe this is yours....

            that is one nutty broad.

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            • floridaorange
              I'm merely a humble butler
              • Dec 2005
              • 29116

              #7
              Re: I believe this is yours....

              girl power!

              It was fun while it lasted...

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              • Dhar_2
                meat and potatoes
                • Jun 2004
                • 18917

                #8
                Re: I believe this is yours....

                i've got that sick feeling in the pit of my stomach.

                she should be hung!

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                • Yao
                  DUDERZ get a life!!!
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 8167

                  #9
                  Re: I believe this is yours....

                  Originally posted by Jibgolly
                  poor fella,

                  he can no longer use phrases like "my balls are itchy" or "suck on my salty balls"

                  just make it singular...works just fine.
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                  • Life on Other Planets AKA Johns
                    Are you Kidding me??
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 3087

                    #10
                    Re: I believe this is yours....

                    "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."


                    OMG THAT STORY SOUNDS SO FUCKEN PAINFULL..

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                    • unkownartist
                      Banned
                      • Nov 2005
                      • 4146

                      #11
                      Re: I believe this is yours....

                      kinky bitch

                      want!!!

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                      • tato2001us
                        Getting warmed up
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 76

                        #12
                        Re: I believe this is yours....

                        poor poor man i cant imagine the pain he felt

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                        • Kamal
                          Administrator
                          • May 2002
                          • 28835

                          #13
                          Re: I believe this is yours....

                          Originally posted by DancingQueen
                          The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

                          She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones.
                          Did everyone miss the fact there isn't 1 but 2 extremely disturbed women in Liverpool. For the life of me, I cant help but imagine that not only did she manage to extricate just 1 nut off the dude, I'm sure there was a lot of blood, hair, and veins hanging loose and seeing all this in her palm, she decides the next smart thing to do is put it in her mouth

                          She understandably chokes on the overgrown blood soaked raisin and spits it out.

                          Scene 2: In walks the psychological twin of Crackhead # 1 walks up, picks up the bloody hairy vein dangling organ, now dripping with Saliva from the Crackhead # 1 and hands it back to the guy.



                          I'm so staying the fuck away from Liverpool
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                          • peloquin
                            Till I Come!
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 8643

                            #14
                            Re: I believe this is yours....

                            Originally posted by Jibgolly
                            poor fella,

                            he can no longer use phrases like "my balls are itchy" or "suck on my salty balls"

                            i wonder if he'll go through a dry patch and get blueball

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                            • ddr
                              DUDERZ get a life!!!
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 7006

                              #15
                              Re: I believe this is yours....

                              Originally posted by Kamal
                              Did everyone miss the fact there isn't 1 but 2 extremely disturbed women in Liverpool. For the life of me, I cant help but imagine that not only did she manage to extricate just 1 nut off the dude, I'm sure there was a lot of blood, hair, and veins hanging loose and seeing all this in her palm, she decides the next smart thing to do is put it in her mouth
                              obviously she just wanted to suck on some balls... and a rejection was not standing in her way =\
                              "pics or stfu" - R.I.P. Steve "Jibgolly" James

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