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  • Kamal
    Administrator
    • May 2002
    • 28835

    Newton calculated the date of the apocalypse



    In one manuscript from the early 1700s, Newton used the cryptic Book of Daniel to calculate the date for the apocalypse, reaching the conclusion that the world would end no earlier than 2060.
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  • Lorn
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    • Sep 2004
    • 5826

    #2
    Re: Newton calculated the date of the apocalypse

    I'll be 88 by then. It can end. Fine with me.

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    • godisadj
      Getting Somewhere
      • Oct 2005
      • 209

      #3
      Re: Newton calculated the date of the apocalypse

      I will be old enough to have lived a long life. Not a problem then.

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      • Dhar_2
        meat and potatoes
        • Jun 2004
        • 18919

        #4
        Re: Newton calculated the date of the apocalypse

        no earlier than 2060
        so anytime after that then. ball cocks

        i'll be long gone, so i couldnt careless anyway.

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        • Huggie Smiles
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          • Jun 2004
          • 11836

          #5
          Re: Newton calculated the date of the apocalypse

          he only worked it out based on info in the bible though - or at least largely on info described in the bible - and we all know how accurate that info is.
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          • tiddles
            Encryption, Jr.
            • Jun 2004
            • 6861

            #6
            Re: Newton calculated the date of the apocalypse

            i dunno man, now that the bible approves fisting and anal sex i think its on to something...

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            • rubyraks
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              • Jun 2004
              • 5341

              #7
              Re: Newton calculated the date of the apocalypse

              everything in the bible is true...it says so.
              "Work like you don't need the money.
              Love like you've never been hurt.
              Dance like nobody's watching.
              Sing like nobody's listening.
              Live like it's Heaven on Earth."

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              • Lorn
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                • Sep 2004
                • 5826

                #8
                Re: Newton calculated the date of the apocalypse

                Originally posted by Huggie Smiles
                he only worked it out based on info in the bible though - or at least largely on info described in the bible - and we all know how accurate that info is.
                I guess we'll find out around 2060.

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                • runningman
                  Playa I'm a Sooth Saya
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 5995

                  #9
                  Re: Newton calculated the date of the apocalypse

                  screw global warming i'm with Newton.. 2060

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                  • toasty
                    Sir Toastiness
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 6585

                    #10
                    Re: Newton calculated the date of the apocalypse

                    Originally posted by rubyraks
                    everything in the bible is true...it says so.
                    Yep. Just ask CDJ.

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                    • FM
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                      • Jun 2004
                      • 5361

                      #11
                      Re: Newton calculated the date of the apocalypse

                      I'll be in my 80s...not bad..
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                      • floridaorange
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                        • Dec 2005
                        • 29116

                        #12
                        Re: Newton calculated the date of the apocalypse

                        2080 sounds about right

                        It was fun while it lasted...

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                        • lilsensa
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                          • Jun 2004
                          • 6675

                          #13
                          Re: Newton calculated the date of the apocalypse

                          I wish the world would end now, so all my troubles would go away.........Seriously.
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                          • diegoff
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                            • Jun 2004
                            • 3864

                            #14
                            Re: Newton calculated the date of the apocalypse

                            It has to end some day... I can live with that...
                            Itīs a spiritual thing!

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                            • feather
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                              • Jul 2004
                              • 20896

                              #15
                              Re: Newton calculated the date of the apocalypse

                              Can I upload myself to MS and go off planet? Reserve a slot for 01 - feather @ the apocalypse, la dune, 2060.mp3.

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