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  • KinKyJ
    Platinum Poser
    • Jun 2004
    • 13438

    LMAO @ the Britons

    You can laugh your ass off with the British for driving on the wrong side of the road, eating fried fish and potatoes out of an old newspaper or for having such ugly women, but this takes the prize:

    NEARLY one in three Britons think that if a woman jumps up and down, washes or urinates immediately after sex, she can prevent pregnancy.

    It was one of a string of revelations in the survey carried out by the Family Planning Association (FPA) at the start of Contraceptive Awareness Week.

    They reveal "widespread confusion and misunderstanding" about some of the basic facts, said the FPA, which has called for improved sex and relationships education in schools.

    "In today's sexualised society, we are bombarded with a multitude of sexual imagery and messages," FPA chief executive Anne Weyman said.

    "Nevertheless, providing people with the information and skills they need to make positive choices about their health and lives is not considered a priority."
    Full article: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599...-13762,00.html

  • Kamal
    Administrator
    • May 2002
    • 28835

    #2
    Re: LMAO @ the Britons

    no wonder the island's sinking
    www.mjwebhosting.com

    Jib says:
    he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
    Originally posted by ace_dl
    Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
    I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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    • poults
      Platinum Poster
      • Nov 2006
      • 1987

      #3
      Re: LMAO @ the Britons

      Originally posted by Kamal
      no wonder the island's sinking
      all the jumping up and down
      Originally posted by Hoff

      ejejejejejejejejeje!!!!! you always delivering some good dogs shits !!! thankyou

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      • TheMightyGreg
        Editor Shmeditor
        • Nov 2006
        • 1361

        #4
        Re: LMAO @ the Britons

        Are we sinking? I didn't notice...too busy shelling out cash for abortions.
        Catch my bi-monthly show on UB Radio

        http://www.ubradio.net/djs/greg-sawyer-99?sort=7

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        • rubyraks
          DUDERZ get a life!!!
          • Jun 2004
          • 5341

          #5
          Re: LMAO @ the Britons

          "Work like you don't need the money.
          Love like you've never been hurt.
          Dance like nobody's watching.
          Sing like nobody's listening.
          Live like it's Heaven on Earth."

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          • Dhar_2
            meat and potatoes
            • Jun 2004
            • 18923

            #6
            Re: LMAO @ the Britons

            Originally posted by TheMightyGreg
            Are we sinking? I didn't notice...too busy shelling out cash for abortions.

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            • cheshirepk8
              Fresh Peossy
              • Jun 2007
              • 13

              #7
              Re: LMAO @ the Britons

              Originally posted by TheMightyGreg
              Are we sinking? I didn't notice...too busy shelling out cash for abortions.
              ok i didn't shoot coffee out my nose but i came close... jesus people. it's too early for this .

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              • Miguel
                Are you Kidding me??
                • Oct 2005
                • 3182

                #8
                Re: LMAO @ the Britons

                ah the brits

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                • rainman
                  Platinum Poster
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 1869

                  #9
                  Re: LMAO @ the Britons

                  Originally posted by TheMightyGreg
                  Are we sinking? I didn't notice...too busy shelling out cash for abortions.
                  bobs your uncle

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                  • MJ
                    Here since 2002
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 6560

                    #10
                    Re: LMAO @ the Britons

                    Originally posted by TheMightyGreg
                    Are we sinking? I didn't notice...too busy shelling out cash for abortions.
                    Get him on stage.
                    mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



                    Silentium est aureum

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                    • DancingQueen
                      AVB FanClub | President
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 4061

                      #11
                      Re: LMAO @ the Britons

                      You mean that doesn't work?







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                      RIP Steve "Jibs" James - Your footprint is forever on my soul and in my heart xoxo
                      RIP Jeff Shewchuk aka DJ Jeff Taylor (day_for_night) - You will live on in my heart forever xoxo

                      Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

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                      • KinKyJ
                        Platinum Poser
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 13438

                        #12
                        Re: LMAO @ the Britons

                        ^^^ no but this does

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                        • TheMightyGreg
                          Editor Shmeditor
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 1361

                          #13
                          Re: LMAO @ the Britons

                          Ah the coathanger...I remember it's invention fondly. Before that we just turned the bitches upside-down and sucked the little inheritance-stealing fuckers out.
                          Catch my bi-monthly show on UB Radio

                          http://www.ubradio.net/djs/greg-sawyer-99?sort=7

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                          • thesightless
                            Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 13567

                            #14
                            Re: LMAO @ the Britons

                            note to self.

                            fuck as many dental deficient chicks when in the UK>
                            your life is an occasion, rise to it.

                            Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
                            download that. deep shit listed there

                            my dick is its own superhero.

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                            • emuler
                              I'm Ignorant.... so sue me!!
                              • May 2007
                              • 469

                              #15
                              Re: LMAO @ the Britons

                              Originally posted by KinKyJ
                              You can laugh your ass off with the British for driving on the wrong side of the road, eating fried fish and potatoes out of an old newspaper or for having such ugly women, but this takes the prize:

                              Full article: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599...-13762,00.html

                              and where are YOU from smartass?

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