Cheney -- Kicking the Absurdity Up a Notch

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  • toasty
    Sir Toastiness
    • Jun 2004
    • 6585

    Cheney -- Kicking the Absurdity Up a Notch



    WASHINGTON -- Vice President Dick Cheney's office has refused to comply with an executive order governing the handling of classified information for the past four years and recently tried to abolish the office that sought to enforce those rules, according to documents released Thursday.

    Under the order, executive branch offices are to give the Information Security Oversight Office data on how much material they have classified and declassified.

    The vice president's office provided the information in 2001 and 2002, then stopped. When the oversight office objected, Cheney's office suggested the oversight office be shut down, according to documents released by Rep. Henry Waxman (D-Calif.). The oversight office, a unit of the National Archives, appealed the issue to the Justice Department, which has not yet ruled.

    Waxman said Cheney's office claims it need not comply with the executive order because it is not an "entity within the executive branch."

    "Your decision to except your office from the president's order is problematic because it could place national security secrets at risk," Waxman wrote in a letter to Cheney on Thursday.

    "I know the vice president wants to operate with unprecedented secrecy," Waxman said in an interview. "But this is absurd. This order is designed to keep classified information safe."

    The Tribune reported in April 2006 that Cheney exempts his office from a demand that executive agencies report each year on the volume of documents they classify or declassify. The vice president maintains he is exempt from that reporting requirement because his office is both executive and legislative, Cheney argues, due to his role as president of the Senate.
    Oh come on. The Vice President is not a member of the executive branch? Trying to shut down the office seeking to enforce the President's Executive Order? These guys are all actors in the Theater of the Absurd. Sweet fancy Moses.
  • toasty
    Sir Toastiness
    • Jun 2004
    • 6585

    #2
    Re: Cheney -- Kicking the Absurdity Up a Notch

    And just when you thought it couldn't get more ridiculous, I saw this line in Fox News' account of the story:
    The Information Security Oversight Office has asked Attorney General Alberto Gonzales to resolve the legal dispute over whether the order applies to Cheney's office. So far, the Justice Department has not ruled on the issue.


    Alberto Gonzales is supposed to resolve this dispute?

    That could actually be really interesting, on second thought. It puts Bush's personal lap dog in the awkward position of having to choose between his beloved master and the real guy behind the curtain. We might actually get to see an objective decision out of him.

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    • rubyraks
      DUDERZ get a life!!!
      • Jun 2004
      • 5341

      #3
      Re: Cheney -- Kicking the Absurdity Up a Notch

      Wow, what an ass! Certainly yet another dick move by dick, but it'll take a lot more than that for him to top the absurdity of shooting a friend of his in the face.
      "Work like you don't need the money.
      Love like you've never been hurt.
      Dance like nobody's watching.
      Sing like nobody's listening.
      Live like it's Heaven on Earth."

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      • 88Mariner
        My dick is smaller
        • Nov 2006
        • 7128

        #4
        Re: Cheney -- Kicking the Absurdity Up a Notch

        Cheney pulls the ol' "Fourth Branch" strategery.... Love it! Does it get more comical than this???? (Please let it be so!!!)
        you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

        it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

        Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

        ----PEACE-----

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        • rubyraks
          DUDERZ get a life!!!
          • Jun 2004
          • 5341

          #5
          Re: Cheney -- Kicking the Absurdity Up a Notch

          ^isn't that fourth branch the press which he reviles so much?
          "Work like you don't need the money.
          Love like you've never been hurt.
          Dance like nobody's watching.
          Sing like nobody's listening.
          Live like it's Heaven on Earth."

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          • WaveSculptor
            Getting warmed up
            • Oct 2006
            • 84

            #6
            Re: Cheney -- Kicking the Absurdity Up a Notch

            Army Logistics really has become a branch in it's own right, not of the government but of the military. Classified info isn't released to the public for a good 30 years, and even then, only after it has been thoroughly censored. I don't see any potential for democratic justice unless the leaders of the self-proclaimed savior of humanity make their actions and policies openly available to public scrutiny. Trying to dissolve the office for demanding information from him? Restructuring the government around a culture of secrecy sounds like a big step towards fascism. Or did I miss something?
            The Cosmos works by harmony of tensions...

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            • runningman
              Playa I'm a Sooth Saya
              • Jun 2004
              • 5995

              #7
              Re: Cheney -- Kicking the Absurdity Up a Notch

              Communism at its finest

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              • toasty
                Sir Toastiness
                • Jun 2004
                • 6585

                #8
                Re: Cheney -- Kicking the Absurdity Up a Notch

                Has anyone seen Bush weigh in on this? It is his Executive Order that Cheney is ignoring.

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                • WaveSculptor
                  Getting warmed up
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 84

                  #9
                  Re: Cheney -- Kicking the Absurdity Up a Notch

                  I suppose the whitehouse will issue a statement or a draft of the order that includes in the fine print:

                  'oh yeah, except for Dick, he can pretty much do whatever. I mean he's acting on behalf of our national interests...what are you people, terrorists? from this point forward, the free exchange of information shall be seen as subversive to the goals of this government and the sovereignty of our great nation. That is all.'
                  The Cosmos works by harmony of tensions...

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                  • 88Mariner
                    My dick is smaller
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 7128

                    #10
                    Re: Cheney -- Kicking the Absurdity Up a Notch

                    Originally posted by runningman
                    Communism at its finest
                    sad but increasingly true. Slouching Towards Moscow, imo...
                    you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                    it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                    Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                    ----PEACE-----

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                    • Who?
                      Getting warmed up
                      • May 2007
                      • 87

                      #11
                      Re: Cheney -- Kicking the Absurdity Up a Notch

                      Yeah, that whole checks & balances thing is complete bullshit...
                      (please note the sarcasm)

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                      • day_for_night
                        Are you Kidding me??
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 4127

                        #12
                        Re: Cheney -- Kicking the Absurdity Up a Notch

                        its not communism, its facism...

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                        • runningman
                          Playa I'm a Sooth Saya
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 5995

                          #13
                          Re: Cheney -- Kicking the Absurdity Up a Notch

                          Originally posted by day_for_night
                          its not communism, its facism...
                          ya your right I was gonna fix it but you knew what I meant..

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                          • Jenks
                            I'm kind of a big deal.
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 10250

                            #14
                            Re: Cheney -- Kicking the Absurdity Up a Notch

                            i like moscow.

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                            • WaveSculptor
                              Getting warmed up
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 84

                              #15
                              Re: Cheney -- Kicking the Absurdity Up a Notch

                              Here's another link to a good article about the VP.

                              http://blog.washingtonpost.com/cheney/chapters/chapter_1/
                              The Cosmos works by harmony of tensions...

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