anyone been a subject in a clinical trial?

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  • threehills
    I heart Lollergirl
    • Jun 2005
    • 3641

    #16
    Re: anyone been a subject in a clinical trial?

    Originally posted by Huggie Smiles
    how much do they buy spunk for ?
    ~$250 per "donation" depending on your output, and up to 3 times a week if you are a rockstar, but most people only donate once or twice a week. PM if you are interested in looking into considering it.
    It's never too late to become the person you always thought you would be.

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    • anonin
      Juvenile Delinquent
      • Oct 2005
      • 2347

      #17
      Re: anyone been a subject in a clinical trial?

      alright people, i went into the clinic today and read over the paperwork, it said a less common side effect from the drug is growing breasts, wtf?!?!, after that i told them i'd have to go home and think about it, i'm not sure i want to grow through with it if i may grow breasts, thats a bit to wild for me.

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      • day_for_night
        Are you Kidding me??
        • Jun 2004
        • 4127

        #18
        Re: anyone been a subject in a clinical trial?

        and thats why they're willing to pay $3k for what seems like nothing...

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        • tiddles
          Encryption, Jr.
          • Jun 2004
          • 6861

          #19
          Re: anyone been a subject in a clinical trial?

          do it! then you can maybe join the circus and make even more money!

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          • anonin
            Juvenile Delinquent
            • Oct 2005
            • 2347

            #20
            Re: anyone been a subject in a clinical trial?

            Originally posted by tiddles
            do it! then you can maybe join the circus and make even more money!

            no way, the only reason i was doing it in the first place is to buy a access virus t.i. synth for the sutdio, but i guess i'll just have to wait a bit...

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            • rubyraks
              DUDERZ get a life!!!
              • Jun 2004
              • 5341

              #21
              Re: anyone been a subject in a clinical trial?

              manbra, imo
              "Work like you don't need the money.
              Love like you've never been hurt.
              Dance like nobody's watching.
              Sing like nobody's listening.
              Live like it's Heaven on Earth."

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              • day_for_night
                Are you Kidding me??
                • Jun 2004
                • 4127

                #22
                Re: anyone been a subject in a clinical trial?

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                • anonin
                  Juvenile Delinquent
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 2347

                  #23
                  Re: anyone been a subject in a clinical trial?

                  lol! you guys are crazy...

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                  • peloquin
                    Till I Come!
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 8643

                    #24
                    Re: anyone been a subject in a clinical trial?

                    Originally posted by toasty
                    Buddy of mine does it all the time. The place he goes has wireless internet access, big screen TVs, playstations, etc. -- he loves it, esp. @ a few grand for a weekend of loafing around.
                    i could get down on that job

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                    • anonin
                      Juvenile Delinquent
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 2347

                      #25
                      Re: anyone been a subject in a clinical trial?

                      the study is on how one drug for fungal infections interacts with another drug for nausea, the first drug is fda approved the second is not. the second one is also the one that may make you grow breasts and a bunch of other wildass shit.

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                      • tiddles
                        Encryption, Jr.
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 6861

                        #26
                        Re: anyone been a subject in a clinical trial?

                        people pay serious money for breasts. win/win situation IMO

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                        • WaveSculptor
                          Getting warmed up
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 84

                          #27
                          Re: anyone been a subject in a clinical trial?

                          There is a place called Covance in my hometown which performs clinical trials... They have television and billboard ad campaigns which I feel are intentionally misleading to people unfamiliar with the potential side effects of these experimental drugs, particularly preying upon the economically disadvantaged. You probably won't see anybody in there who doesn't need the money.

                          The billboards simply say "Most summer jobs aren't this rewarding" in a handwritten font as if someone who did this is recommending it to you... I would like to climb up with a spraycan and write "most jobs don't have side effects either" underneath it.

                          Additionally, these trials allow pharmaceutical manufacturers like Merck to claim that unsafe products like Vioxx and potentially unsafe ones like Gardasil are clinically tested and proven safe, before sufficient observations have been made in the long run. Then in the ads for the products you have this twilight zone dichotomy of a soothing voice listing off dreadful symptoms and potential reactions that people have experienced.

                          As a historical footnote, the companies that once made up IG Farben (Bayer, BASF, and other German subsidiaries) are known to have tested and developed pharmaceutical products by experimenting on concentration camp detainees. Today nobody would stand for that, but they haven't ethically evolved much, because the poor are prisoners too in a way, and the few grand they can offer you is a tiny pittance compared to the billions in profit that can be reaped from these drugs.

                          As long as you understand the risks, your body is your own to use as you see fit. Personally, I wouldn't go near the place without a bulldozer.
                          The Cosmos works by harmony of tensions...

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                          • toasty
                            Sir Toastiness
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 6585

                            #28
                            Re: anyone been a subject in a clinical trial?

                            Originally posted by anonin
                            alright people, i went into the clinic today and read over the paperwork, it said a less common side effect from the drug is growing breasts, wtf?!?!, after that i told them i'd have to go home and think about it, i'm not sure i want to grow through with it if i may grow breasts, thats a bit to wild for me.

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                            • toasty
                              Sir Toastiness
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 6585

                              #29
                              Re: anyone been a subject in a clinical trial?

                              Originally posted by threehills
                              I am a donor, and I don't find the routine taxing at all. If you lead a healthy lifestyle to start with...it should involve no real changes, only curtailing temptaion once in a while. What they pay though makes it worthwhile, (plus I dont' want kids, but helping others who do, is a nice feeling).
                              Serious question because this is something I considered when I was younger. Would you find it weird to know that you could be unknowingly standing next to your kid on the street? I had this vision of me walking down the street and thinking, "Hey, that little dude kinda looks like me." What do you do if the kid decides one day he wants to know who is biological father is and manages to track you down? Man would that be weird.

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                              • KinKyJ
                                Platinum Poser
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 13438

                                #30
                                Re: anyone been a subject in a clinical trial?

                                If I'd meet a kid who looks like you, I'd give him a coupon for the solarium toaster

                                But you're right though, that's exactly the reason why I don't donate.

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