Women. can they b understood? *HELP*!

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  • winamp
    Fresh Peossy
    • Jun 2004
    • 43

    Women. can they b understood? *HELP*!

    Having really difficulty understanding "the women" at the moment. Maybe the one i am seeing just suffers from schizophrenia... but i think i have a solution... Iv bought a book called the secret about Birthdays... its tells me exactly about a persons behviour. its my only hope!
  • Jibgolly
    Vortexuralizor
    • Jun 2004
    • 20773

    #2
    women cannot be figured out.
    they are over-emotional creatures (most of them anyway)
    you can never go wrong with: "Yes Dear"
    as my dad has been saying for years.

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    • Garrick
      DUDERZ get a life!!!
      • Jun 2004
      • 6764

      #3
      being single rocks... give it a try.
      Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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      • Jibgolly
        Vortexuralizor
        • Jun 2004
        • 20773

        #4
        i would, but then my penis would be very very lonely.
        and a lonely penis is not a happy penis.
        think about it!

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        • Nick Sneddon
          Getting Somewhere
          • Jul 2004
          • 156

          #5
          Re: Women. can they b understood? *HELP*!

          Women are the most indecisive creatures in the universe......
          When I play......no dog barks!!!!

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          • beto
            Gold Gabber
            • Jun 2004
            • 964

            #6
            When you die, and your whole life flashes before your eyes... in the last microsecond of life... you get to understand them, and then you die.

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            • winamp
              Fresh Peossy
              • Jun 2004
              • 43

              #7
              Re: Women. can they b understood? *HELP*!

              yeh, but how is it that men can b understood by women?? i mean, cud a lesbian totally understand another woman??

              any gay girls on here? *HELP*

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              • Jibgolly
                Vortexuralizor
                • Jun 2004
                • 20773

                #8
                men are simpletons.
                beer, sex, music. <-- the most essential tools for our daily survival

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                • runningman
                  Playa I'm a Sooth Saya
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 5995

                  #9
                  Re: Women. can they b understood? *HELP*!

                  They just go around picking fights and the best part is that they will make themselves even more mad by talking to themselves... Now if that isn't crazy then tell me what is. :? :?

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                  • maddlingo
                    Platinum Poster
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 1035

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Jibgolly";p="
                    men are simpletons.
                    beer, sex, music. <-- the most essential tools for our daily survival
                    Would porn fall under the "sex" category or can it be considered a seperate essential tool?
                    "Dream as if you''ll live forever, Live as if you''ll die today." -- James Dean --

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                    • Jibgolly
                      Vortexuralizor
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 20773

                      #11
                      ^ why not?
                      there are a few things that fall under the wing of 'sex'

                      -masturbation
                      -porn
                      -the legend of zelda
                      -cooking

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                      • Garrick
                        DUDERZ get a life!!!
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 6764

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Jibgolly";p="
                        -the legend of zelda


                        :ROFLMAO:
                        Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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                        • Morgan
                          Platinum Poster
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 2234

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Jibgolly";p="
                          men are simpletons.
                          beer, sex, music. <-- the most essential tools for our daily survival
                          Maybe a bit of smoke as well?
                          "Pain is only weakness leaving the body."

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                          • MJ
                            Here since 2002
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 6560

                            #14
                            Lifes a bitch, then ya marry one, then ya die. All the shit that goes on with women just edges you closer to death. I bloody love em though.
                            mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



                            Silentium est aureum

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                            • picklemonkey
                              Double hoodie beer monster
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 15373

                              #15
                              Originally posted by beto";p="
                              When you die, and your whole life flashes before your eyes... in the last microsecond of life... you get to understand them, and then you die.


                              Agreed, dude. The whole meaning of life is to guess how to predict women.

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