girls are stupid....throw beer on them.
Women. can they b understood? *HELP*!
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u know what.. im just gonna let u guys have ur fun.. but really.. its not that hard to understandAny day above ground... Is A Good Day!Comment
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Re: Women. can they b understood? *HELP*!
I've been with my G.F. for like 10 months
I Think she's crazy ....................................
............. crazy for me
haha
Men r less complicated than women
Hopefully men (someday) will understand this creature we men call women
Reading Books help a lot
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Re: Women. can they b understood? *HELP*!
How to shower like a woman
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to
whites and coloureds. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more
sit-ups.
Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide
loofah and pumice stone.
Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash
hair again to make sure it is clean.
Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural
avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes.
Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger-nut and jaffa cake body wash. Shave
armpits and legs.
Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots
with Tilex.
Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in
super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.
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How to shower like a man
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed leave in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom if you see wife along the way - shake willy at
her making woo-hoo sound.
Look at manly physique in the mirror, admire size of willy and scratch your
ass.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the
water rinse it off.
Make fart noises (real or artifical) and laugh at how loud they sound in
the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your
bum, leaving four pubes stuck on the soap.
Shampoo hair. Make shampoo Mohawk. Pee.
Rinse off and get out of the shower. Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on the floor. Admire size of willy in mirror again.
Leave shower door open, leave wet mat on the floor, leave light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off
towel, shake your willy at her and make woo-hoo noise. Again.
Throw wet towel on bed.Comment
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Re: Women. can they b understood? *HELP*!
that is Cybill Shepherd. I do not understand.dead, yet alive.Comment
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Re: Women. can they b understood? *HELP*!
That's s0 true
Originally posted by Musical Journey";p="Walk naked to the bathroom if you see wife along the way - shake willy at
her making woo-hoo sound..
I've done that once
she went nuts .... she was so pissed at me
said that it was disrispectful ... but i was only joking around
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:ROFLMAO: That's great man. They should realize that we do it because don't give a shit if they'd shake a titty at us if they walk toward the shower, so we assume they won't give a shit. No harm intended.Comment
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Re: Women. can they b understood? *HELP*!
And what is with the "we don't do anything anymore?" THen I say "what do u want to do?" THen she follows with " I don't know?".. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN!!!
I have been doing the same shit she has been doing and i am not complaining. They also interrpret everything wrong. If i say "i'm going to sleep" They hear " I don't want to see you don't come over" That is exactly why they are fucked...Comment
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