200 ways to open a bottle of beer

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  • berps
    Gold Gabber
    • Jul 2004
    • 536

    #16
    Re: 200 ways to open a bottle of beer

    Drink your beer out of tins they're simpler to open!
    "IM GETTING CAKED@THEWEEKEND!!!!!!!!! "

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    • toasty
      Sir Toastiness
      • Jun 2004
      • 6585

      #17
      Re: 200 ways to open a bottle of beer

      Originally posted by Mr.Big
      They have to be all twisty cap bottles.. Still very funny. reminds me of college.
      I opened an Amstel Light last night with a book and it worked like a mother fucking charm. As a matter of fact, the cap came flying off with enormous force and a satisfying "pop," and then positively vanished. I was staying a hotel in Boston and I scoured the room but the cap was nowhere to be found. Evidently, using these methods are not only resourceful but are also pretty efficient -- open your beer and dispose of the cap all in one motion.

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      • KinKyJ
        Platinum Poser
        • Jun 2004
        • 13438

        #18
        Re: 200 ways to open a bottle of beer

        @ Amstel Light. Jimbo, are you having some gender dilemma or sumtin'?

        My prefered modus operandi to cap a bottle was with my teeth until I broke off a piece of one of my molars. Hurted like a mofo. Since then I just use the beer crate to cap it off.

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        • GLD
          Gold Gabber
          • Apr 2006
          • 636

          #19
          Re: 200 ways to open a bottle of beer

          Originally posted by Troklo
          Ummmmmmmmm german beer much better than the crap we have here.
          yeah you don't hear many people talkin' about austrian beer

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          • toasty
            Sir Toastiness
            • Jun 2004
            • 6585

            #20
            Re: 200 ways to open a bottle of beer

            Originally posted by KinKyJ
            @ Amstel Light. Jimbo, are you having some gender dilemma or sumtin'?
            I know over in your part of the world, original Amstel is plentiful, but here in the states, your choice for Amstel-flavored beer is pretty much Amstel Light or nothing. My minibar had Amstel Light and Heineken, and for me that's an easy decision.

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            • KinKyJ
              Platinum Poser
              • Jun 2004
              • 13438

              #21
              Re: 200 ways to open a bottle of beer

              I don't come near any Dutch brand of "beer", but I agree: rather Amstel Light than Heineken. Wait... Did I just say that out loud?

              STELLLLLAAAAAAAAAAA

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              • GLD
                Gold Gabber
                • Apr 2006
                • 636

                #22
                Re: 200 ways to open a bottle of beer

                all this beer talk makes me wanna drink!

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                • picklemonkey
                  Double hoodie beer monster
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 15373

                  #23
                  Re: 200 ways to open a bottle of beer

                  I think I perfected the CD thing last night. I opened 3 in a row each on the first try. the tops always fly each time. the third one went off the back deck of my buddy's house and flew about 75 feet to the road

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                  • KinKyJ
                    Platinum Poser
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 13438

                    #24
                    Re: 200 ways to open a bottle of beer

                    Glad I could bring some added value to your life Adam

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