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  • KinKyJ
    Platinum Poser
    • Jun 2004
    • 13438

    A fat ass is useless...

    ... when you drop down 12 stairs and plant your face in the ground...

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYHswb_fRcQ[/youtube]

    Way to go Beyonc?

    The video of the fall was released despite Beyonce's request during the show that fans in the crowd not post the video on YouTube.
    http://www.local6.com/entertainment/...02/detail.html

    Sorry Beyonc?
  • MJDub
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Jun 2004
    • 2765

    #2
    Re: A fat ass is useless...

    LOLz
    http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

    You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

    "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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    • buckman
      Platinum Poster
      • Jun 2004
      • 2069

      #3
      Re: A fat ass is useless...

      guess thats what happens when you got too much junk in the trunk
      " Darkness Imprisioning Me
      All That I See
      Absolute Horror
      I Cannot Live
      I Cannot Die
      Trapped In Myself
      Body My Holding Cell"-James Hetfield(Metallica)


      soulseek sn buckman28

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      • runningman
        Playa I'm a Sooth Saya
        • Jun 2004
        • 5995

        #4
        Re: A fat ass is useless...

        hahahahahah.... thats the best

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        • the sun the sea
          Platinum Poster
          • Jun 2004
          • 1449

          #5
          Re: A fat ass is useless...

          now that was bootyliscious.
          download dj sets at: www.mixwalla.com

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          • Lifeless
            Gold Gabber
            • Jan 2006
            • 591

            #6
            Re: A fat ass is useless...

            Originally posted by the sun the sea
            now that was bootyliscious.
            looool!!!!

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            • Steve Graham
              DJ Jelly
              • Jun 2004
              • 12887

              #7
              Re: A fat ass is useless...

              priceless
              but she got up and kept going. impressive

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              • Garrick
                DUDERZ get a life!!!
                • Jun 2004
                • 6764

                #8
                Re: A fat ass is useless...

                so i go to drudge report AFTER seeing this clip ON youtube and i see this subtitled:

                Beyonce Trips, Falls Head-First Down Stairs During Orlando Concert

                Singer Requests Video Of Fall Not Be Posted On YouTube

                The page you're trying to access could not be found or is no longer available.


                good thing we are not fans...
                Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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                • AntonyM
                  DUDERZ get a life!!!
                  • Oct 2004
                  • 6415

                  #9
                  Re: A fat ass is useless...

                  At that distance
                  It could have easily been
                  Cher
                  Originally posted by Shpira
                  So came back last night...
                  Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

                  All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
                  Originally posted by Illuminate
                  Let me get this straight.

                  So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

                  1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
                  2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
                  3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
                  4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

                  Am I close here?

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                  • KinKyJ
                    Platinum Poser
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 13438

                    #10
                    Re: A fat ass is useless...

                    Nah, Cher doesn't move that way: plastic isn't that flexible

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                    • rainman
                      Platinum Poster
                      • Dec 2005
                      • 1869

                      #11
                      Re: A fat ass is useless...

                      good stuff

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                      • FM
                        Wooooooo!
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 5361

                        #12
                        Re: A fat ass is useless...

                        as soon as you say don't post it...
                        FM

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                        • phaeton
                          Addiction started
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 393

                          #13
                          Re: A fat ass is useless...

                          video no longer available. reason : terms violation

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                          • floridaorange
                            I'm merely a humble butler
                            • Dec 2005
                            • 29116

                            #14
                            Re: A fat ass is useless...

                            theres a good chance she's on a substance or 2 in this vid, judges?

                            It was fun while it lasted...

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                            • MJDub
                              Are you Kidding me??
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 2765

                              #15
                              Re: A fat ass is useless...

                              Anybody see Colbert making fun of that?
                              http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

                              You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

                              "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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