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  • toasty
    Sir Toastiness
    • Jun 2004
    • 6585

    Cash Warren & Jessica Alba

    I don't even know who Cash Warren is, but he was evidently dating Jessica Alba and recently broke up with her. I guess she wanted to get married, he didn't, blah, blah, blah.

    The reaction from What Would Tyler Durden Do was priceless, though:

    This guy was smart to hold out. He can totally do better. Maybe he can fuck a golden beam of Gods love or a box filled with diamonds from now on, since that's pretty much the only thing even possibly better than Jessica Alba.
    Looking for the latest celeb gossip and entertainment news? Check out WWTDD—What Would Tyler Durden Do—to find out what's going down with Hollywood celebs.


    fuck a golden beam of God's love? Gotta work that into conversation...
  • rainman
    Platinum Poster
    • Dec 2005
    • 1869

    #2
    Re: Cash Warren & Jessica Alba

    that's pretty damn funny

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    • Lorn
      Looking for a title!
      • Sep 2004
      • 5826

      #3
      Re: Cash Warren & Jessica Alba

      Originally posted by toasty

      fuck a golden beam of God's love? Gotta work that into conversation...


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      • Jenks
        I'm kind of a big deal.
        • Jun 2004
        • 10250

        #4
        Re: Cash Warren & Jessica Alba

        i love that site.

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        • superdave
          Platinum Poster
          • Jun 2004
          • 1366

          #5
          Re: Cash Warren & Jessica Alba

          I saw this too and if true he really is stupid. He was nobody before he met Jessica Alba. Personally, I think she's a little too bitchy for my taste, but she is really hot, wealthy and not always in trouble like those other Hollywood bitches.

          What's the old saying though? - Show me a hot female and I'll show you a guy that's tired of fucking her.
          Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake - Napoleon Bonaparte

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          • Huggie Smiles
            Anyone have Styx livesets?
            • Jun 2004
            • 11835

            #6
            Re: Cash Warren & Jessica Alba

            wwtdd - is the one 'clebrity' site I actually check.
            Its so viscious!
            ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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            • AntonyM
              DUDERZ get a life!!!
              • Oct 2004
              • 6415

              #7
              Re: Cash Warren & Jessica Alba

              Well for poverty stricked trash like myself
              I would equate that story with having a billion dollar
              lottery ticket and making a blunt out of it.
              Letting go of pussy like that is gonna haunt him forever
              What a tool.
              Originally posted by Shpira
              So came back last night...
              Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

              All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
              Originally posted by Illuminate
              Let me get this straight.

              So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

              1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
              2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
              3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
              4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

              Am I close here?

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              • floridaorange
                I'm merely a humble butler
                • Dec 2005
                • 29116

                #8
                Re: Cash Warren & Jessica Alba

                Maybe he just wants to have break-up sex??? (then make-up sex)


                It was fun while it lasted...

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                • feather
                  Shanghai ooompa loompa
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 20895

                  #9
                  Re: Cash Warren & Jessica Alba

                  Fuckwad.

                  i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                  Originally posted by Hoff
                  a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                  Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                  Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                  I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                  • Wanni
                    Addiction started
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 423

                    #10
                    Re: Cash Warren & Jessica Alba

                    Alba is a complete bitch. Watch when she gets Punk'd on MTV. She's hot but she's must be annoying as hell to be around in real life.
                    NOT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                    • floridaorange
                      I'm merely a humble butler
                      • Dec 2005
                      • 29116

                      #11
                      Re: Cash Warren & Jessica Alba

                      ^a reasonable explanation imo

                      It was fun while it lasted...

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                      • AntonyM
                        DUDERZ get a life!!!
                        • Oct 2004
                        • 6415

                        #12
                        Re: Cash Warren & Jessica Alba

                        Originally posted by Wanni
                        Alba is a complete bitch. Watch when she gets Punk'd on MTV. She's hot but she's must be annoying as hell to be around in real life.
                        Aren't relationships about compromise
                        You are going to be driven nuts anyway
                        so why get a solid piece of ass for your troubles
                        Originally posted by Shpira
                        So came back last night...
                        Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

                        All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
                        Originally posted by Illuminate
                        Let me get this straight.

                        So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

                        1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
                        2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
                        3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
                        4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

                        Am I close here?

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