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The buzz Word in today's business world is MARKETING. However, people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing." Well, here it is:
You're a guy and you see a hot woman at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a hot woman. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "He's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.
You see a hot woman at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.
You see a hot woman at a party; you straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten her broche, brushing your torso lightly against her arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a hot woman. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.
You're at a party and see a hot woman. She fancies you, but you talk her into going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep.
Your friend can't satisfy her so she calls you.
That's Tech Support.
You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be hot woman in all these houses you're passing, so you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the centre and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's Junk Mail.
You are at a party; this well-built man walks up to you and grabs your ass.
That's the Governor of California.
You like it, but twenty years later your attorney decides you were offended.
That's America.
You're a guy and you see a hot woman at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a hot woman. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "He's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.
You see a hot woman at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.
You see a hot woman at a party; you straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten her broche, brushing your torso lightly against her arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a hot woman. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.
You're at a party and see a hot woman. She fancies you, but you talk her into going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep.
Your friend can't satisfy her so she calls you.
That's Tech Support.
You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be hot woman in all these houses you're passing, so you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the centre and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's Junk Mail.
You are at a party; this well-built man walks up to you and grabs your ass.
That's the Governor of California.
You like it, but twenty years later your attorney decides you were offended.
That's America.
He was too!!!
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