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  • MJDub
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Jun 2004
    • 2765

    Man Mauled to Death at Ving Rhame's Home



    I was so hoping they would say "...by Ving Rhames."
    http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

    You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

    "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."
  • peloquin
    Till I Come!
    • Jun 2004
    • 8643

    #2
    Re: Man Mauled to Death at Ving Rhame's Home

    DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

    that would suck

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    • lilsensa
      DUDERZ get a life!!!
      • Jun 2004
      • 6675

      #3
      Re: Man Mauled to Death at Ving Rhame's Home

      who the fuck is Ving Rhame???
      RIP ~ Steve James







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      • MJDub
        Are you Kidding me??
        • Jun 2004
        • 2765

        #4
        Re: Man Mauled to Death at Ving Rhame's Home

        ^ Typo. STFU.
        http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

        You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

        "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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        • lilsensa
          DUDERZ get a life!!!
          • Jun 2004
          • 6675

          #5
          Re: Man Mauled to Death at Ving Rhame's Home

          But for real....I have no idea who that is...Spelled correctly or not, I wouldn't know the difference..I don't know who this man is.
          RIP ~ Steve James







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          • MJDub
            Are you Kidding me??
            • Jun 2004
            • 2765

            #6
            Re: Man Mauled to Death at Ving Rhame's Home



            Ving Rhames
            http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

            You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

            "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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            • lilsensa
              DUDERZ get a life!!!
              • Jun 2004
              • 6675

              #7
              Re: Man Mauled to Death at Ving Rhame's Home

              Oh shit! Now I know who he is. Damn dude.
              RIP ~ Steve James







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              • res0nat0r
                Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                • May 2006
                • 14475

                #8
                Re: Man Mauled to Death at Ving Rhame's Home

                thats muthafuckin marcelles wallace dood...

                geezus 200lbs for a dog? that is nuts.

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                • MJDub
                  Are you Kidding me??
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 2765

                  #9
                  Re: Man Mauled to Death at Ving Rhame's Home

                  Originally posted by res0nat0r
                  thats muthafuckin marcelles wallace dood
                  Which is why it would've been so much better if the headline was "Man Mauled to Death at Ving Rhames' Home by Ving Rhames.
                  http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

                  You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

                  "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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                  • KinKyJ
                    Platinum Poser
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 13438

                    #10
                    Re: Man Mauled to Death at Ving Rhame's Home

                    Dogs sure don't need a blowtorch and a pair of pliers to medieval on yo' ass... Poor guy...

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                    • res0nat0r
                      Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                      • May 2006
                      • 14475

                      #11
                      Re: Man Mauled to Death at Ving Rhame's Home

                      Originally posted by MJDub
                      Which is why it would've been so much better if the headline was "Man Mauled to Death at Ving Rhames' Home by Ving Rhames.


                      yup...he didnt need a couple a hard pipe hittin n****z for that one.

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                      • BureOne
                        Are you Kidding me??
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 3285

                        #12
                        Re: Man Mauled to Death at Ving Rhame's Home

                        Originally posted by peloquin
                        DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?


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