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  • KinKyJ
    Platinum Poser
    • Jun 2004
    • 13438

    Now that's a shitty way to die

    A MAN who lived in his own ?zoo? of lizards and insects was fatally bitten by a pet black widow spider ? then eaten by the other creepy-crawlies.

    Police broke in to Mark Voegel?s apartment to find spider Bettina along with 200 others, several snakes, a gecko lizard called Helmut and several thousand termites had gorged on his body.

    Neighbours alerted police after becoming alarmed by the stink.

    A police spokesman said: ?It was like a horror movie. His corpse was over the sofa.

    ?Giant webs draped him, spiders were all over him. They were coming out of his nose and his mouth.

    ?There was everything there one could imagine in the world of reptiles.

    ?Larger pieces of flesh torn off by the lizards were scooped up and taken back to the webs of tarantulas and other bird-eating spiders.?
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2...92008,00.html/

    Enjoy your lunch people
  • Life on Other Planets AKA Johns
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Oct 2005
    • 3087

    #2
    Re: Now that's a shitty way to die



    Imagine going into the room to find all those creatures and the smell ..

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    • Kat
      A pretty fn good milkshake
      • Mar 2006
      • 4695

      #3
      Re: Now that's a shitty way to die

      ewwwwwww

      I bet his life was 'unusual' too
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      • Corven
        Are you Kidding me??
        • Jun 2004
        • 4080

        #4
        Re: Now that's a shitty way to die

        his room probably looks like something off National Geographic channel
        I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.

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        • BureOne
          Are you Kidding me??
          • Jun 2004
          • 3285

          #5
          Re: Now that's a shitty way to die

          OMG, Thats nasty!!! fuck! So he gets bitten by a black widow and does't go to the hospital.... ???

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          • KinKyJ
            Platinum Poser
            • Jun 2004
            • 13438

            #6
            Re: Now that's a shitty way to die

            Well, normally Black Widow spider bites are only lethal for young kids and old people. The guy was only 30, but he was kinda asocial the article says. Probably got muscle pains and afterwards died from a heart attack...

            The black widow is about a half-inch long and symptoms of bite include abdominal pain, nausea, vomiting, fainting, dizziness, chest pain, weakness and tremor.

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            • beanzncheez
              Banned
              • Jun 2004
              • 4442

              #7
              Re: Now that's a shitty way to die

              Old news and a repost but still a great story. I remember reading an interview with the first person that saw the remains. LMAO

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              • unkownartist
                Banned
                • Nov 2005
                • 4146

                #8
                Re: Now that's a shitty way to die

                u should know the script by now

                pics or STFU

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                • MJDub
                  Are you Kidding me??
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 2765

                  #9
                  Re: Now that's a shitty way to die

                  Holy Sweet Jesus
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                  "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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                  • beanzncheez
                    Banned
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 4442

                    #10
                    Re: Now that's a shitty way to die

                    Jesus taking it in the rear.

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                    • KinKyJ
                      Platinum Poser
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 13438

                      #11
                      Re: Now that's a shitty way to die

                      I bet this isn't a repost, just a little more gore for the masses. Enjoy!

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                      • DancingQueen
                        AVB FanClub | President
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 4061

                        #12
                        Re: Now that's a shitty way to die

                        Omg that is gross *shudders*
                        No wonder I hate bugs...ugh!
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                        • res0nat0r
                          Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                          • May 2006
                          • 14475

                          #13
                          Re: Now that's a shitty way to die

                          thats fuct up

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