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  • lmmadic
    Gold Gabber
    • Jun 2004
    • 746

    i'm lovin' it

    Fast food fanatics Lee and Mary Humphrey are really Lovin' It at McDonald's - eating at their local branch every day for the past 17 years.
    The pair have scoffed the same meal - a double hamburger each with a shared large fries - more than 6,000 times and have vowed NEVER to dine out anywhere else.

    read the whole article here:
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  • Miroslav
    WHOA I can change this!1!
    • Apr 2006
    • 4122

    #2
    Re: i'm lovin' it

    mixes: www.waxdj.com/miroslav

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    • asdf_admin
      i use to be important
      • Jun 2004
      • 12798

      #3
      Re: i'm lovin' it

      ... after eating double hamburgers with a shared large fry, they eat each other

      "This has been our tradition every day at noon." stated Lee. "We always take a few fries home " replied both Mary and Lee.

      "I am loving it!" yelled Mary.

      Lee and Mary ... we bet you are.
      asdf reporting for mercurynews.
      dead, yet alive.

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      • rubyraks
        DUDERZ get a life!!!
        • Jun 2004
        • 5341

        #4
        Re: i'm lovin' it

        They should be very proud of themselves.
        "Work like you don't need the money.
        Love like you've never been hurt.
        Dance like nobody's watching.
        Sing like nobody's listening.
        Live like it's Heaven on Earth."

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        • threehills
          I heart Lollergirl
          • Jun 2005
          • 3641

          #5
          Re: i'm lovin' it

          In other Lee and Mary News, the couple reports having used the missionary possission over the 40 odd years of their marriage, vowing to never try the reverse cowgirl.

          Oh God I"m loving it! explaimed Mary upon their last round of fornication.
          It's never too late to become the person you always thought you would be.

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          • asdf_admin
            i use to be important
            • Jun 2004
            • 12798

            #6
            Re: i'm lovin' it

            Breaking news ...

            After hearing the story about Lee and Mary, McDonald's has reported a new burger.

            " We were so touched and honored by the story, we felt compelled to honor them. Why not honor them with a new burger? said Dave lee bushmeatheiser, head of meat engineering and product development at McDonalds."

            The new L&M Burger consists of two patties, two buns, fries, plus they have added a new sauce called "Spainish Fly Ranch".
            First. Live. Local. Mercurynews.
            dead, yet alive.

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            • MJDub
              Are you Kidding me??
              • Jun 2004
              • 2765

              #7
              Re: i'm lovin' it

              Man McD's can really make 30-somethings look old.
              http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

              You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

              "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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              • TomTom
                Paging Doctor Weeds...we have a shortage on 1st St.
                • May 2002
                • 16206

                #8
                Re: i'm lovin' it

                head of meat engineering

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