Njooz from ze animal werld

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  • KinKyJ
    Platinum Poser
    • Jun 2004
    • 13438

    Njooz from ze animal werld

    Your daily portion of WTF...

    (AP) An Australian woman was killed by a pet camel given to her as a 60th birthday present after the animal apparently tried to have sex, police said Sunday.

    The woman, whose name was not released, was killed Saturday at her family's sheep and cattle ranch near Mitchell, 350 miles west of the Queensland state capital Brisbane, state police Detective Senior Constable Craig Gregory said.
    http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/...=mostpop_story

    And remember Oscar the Grim Reaper Cat in that nursing home? Well Oscar has snuffed it

    Officials at the facility would not reveal the cause of death, but did acknowledge rumors that the cat was becoming increasingly unpopular among the patients. One knowledgeable source - who agreed to speak with us on the condition of anonymity - confirmed increasing animosity toward the animal, and that a dented bedpan was found near the body.
    http://www.dailyredundancy.com/archives/91031.html

    High time to gas some of these old fuckers imo
  • rainman
    Platinum Poster
    • Dec 2005
    • 1869

    #2
    Re: Njooz from ze animal werld

    I wonder if any of the residents of said nursing home cuddled next to the cat before it died?

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    • KinKyJ
      Platinum Poser
      • Jun 2004
      • 13438

      #3
      Re: Njooz from ze animal werld

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      • AntonyM
        DUDERZ get a life!!!
        • Oct 2004
        • 6415

        #4
        Re: Njooz from ze animal werld

        Looks like Oscar is now in kittie heaven.
        Originally posted by Shpira
        So came back last night...
        Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

        All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
        Originally posted by Illuminate
        Let me get this straight.

        So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

        1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
        2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
        3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
        4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

        Am I close here?

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        • DancingQueen
          AVB FanClub | President
          • Oct 2005
          • 4061

          #5
          Re: Njooz from ze animal werld

          Poor Oscar
          sigpic
          RIP Steve "Jibs" James - Your footprint is forever on my soul and in my heart xoxo
          RIP Jeff Shewchuk aka DJ Jeff Taylor (day_for_night) - You will live on in my heart forever xoxo

          Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

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          • DIDI
            Aussie Pest
            • Nov 2004
            • 16845

            #6
            Re: Njooz from ze animal werld

            Humans!!!
            Originally posted by TheVrk
            it IS incredible isn't it??
            STILL pumpin out great set after great set...never cheesed out, never sold out, never lost his touch..
            Simply does not get any better than Hernan
            The 'club spirit' is in the soul. It Never Dies

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