Jenkem, FVCK YEAH!

[Garrick]

Re: I weep for the future. New drug "Jenkem"

That's very shitty of them to do!

well stated!

[mw-1]

Re: Jenkem, FVCK YEAH!

if jenkem is outlawed, only outlaws will have jenkem


ya feel me?

[Dave Newman]

Re: Jenkem, FVCK YEAH!

Jenkem and similar foul practices are widespread amongst certain cross-sections of society of the south coast of England. In England, it largely forms part of the practice of Epsilonism - a degrading and filthy cult that mixes elements of Catholicism, extreme sexual activity involving faeces, urine, smegma and other bodily fuids and the adoration / worship of peculiar animal "entities".
Those who practice Epsilonism are known as Epsilons and Jenkem use is one component of it.
Jenkem's role in Epsilonism relates to various entities believed by Epsilons to control bodily secretions. The "Shit-smeared Labrador Puppy" governs excrement and it's sexual usage wheareas others such as the Sick Baby and the Piddle-Pony are the Epsilonic patron-saints of vomit and urine respectively. Consumption of Jenkem is held to honour the Puppy and is imbibed as a kind of sick "consecration of the host" in deference to the Epsilon animal that controls Shit as opposed to Christ.
The hallucinations brought on by Jenkem inhalation are believed by Epsilons to allow them to be smeared with excrement and sexually assailed by the Puppy.
Whereas Boscombe in Bournemouth is believed to be the epicentre, Plymouth has recently surfaced as a new location for Jenkem consumption - even the Dartmoor village of Oakhampton has a historical association with Jenkem and Epsilonic cult of the Piddle Pony. Southampton is also involved.
Jenkem is listed in the Encyclopaedia Epsilonica - e-mail me for a copy if required.
A champion of Jenkem inhalation and other aspects of Epsilonism in general; hiding behind the nickname Quinine has been responsible for its spread throughout the Bournemouth area. He is also widely recognised as the head of the cult of the Piddle Pony a.k.a. the Church of the Yellow Fountain.

D. Newman.

[beanzncheez]

Re: Jenkem, FVCK YEAH!

i'm only lately getting into south park, never was a big fan before. but the more i watch it, the more i like it. but honestly, where do these lines come from? as if germans are more into scat porn than perverts from other countries?

More porn is produced in Germany than in any other country in the world. And that includes scat porn.

[Miroslav]

Re: Jenkem, FVCK YEAH!

hmmm. I think the jenkem people and the 2girls1cup people should meet, they could have a lot in common