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  • MJDub
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Jun 2004
    • 2765

    #16
    Re: Separate yourself from other men!

    http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

    You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

    "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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    • lucid
      Fresh Peossy
      • Jan 2006
      • 23

      #17
      Re: Separate yourself from other men!

      Originally posted by day_for_night
      i've always how deaf people talk dirty to each other during sex? dirty-signing? what would the gestures be like?
      deaf sex would be hot, imo. you wouldn't hear all the silly squishy sex noises, and all of your other senses would be heightened.

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      • lilsensa
        DUDERZ get a life!!!
        • Jun 2004
        • 6675

        #18
        Re: Separate yourself from other men!

        ^^Silly squishy sex noises are the best.
        RIP ~ Steve James







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        • rainman
          Platinum Poster
          • Dec 2005
          • 1869

          #19
          Re: Separate yourself from other men!

          great thread

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          • threehills
            I heart Lollergirl
            • Jun 2005
            • 3641

            #20
            Re: Separate yourself from other men!

            Originally posted by Gerupka
            "Man, summer is here, and love is in the air!"
            My farts DO smell like love!
            It's never too late to become the person you always thought you would be.

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            • KinKyJ
              Platinum Poser
              • Jun 2004
              • 13438

              #21
              Re: Separate yourself from other men!

              booty love, I'm sure.

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              • FM
                Wooooooo!
                • Jun 2004
                • 5361

                #22
                Re: Separate yourself from other men!

                FM

                "Nowadays everyone is a fucking DJ." - Jack Dangers

                What record did you loose your virginity to?
                "I don't like having sex with music on- I find it distracting. And if it's a mix cd- forget it. I'm stopping to check the beat mixing in between tracks." - Tom Stephan

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                • Morgan
                  Platinum Poster
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 2234

                  #23
                  Re: Separate yourself from other men!

                  Originally posted by KinKyJ
                  Gerupka, I have this problem mang, maybe you can spam a solution: my cock is so huge that I rip women like a wet newspaper every single time. What should I do? Have a shrinking formula too?
                  I have a solution, just wake up and stop dreaming.
                  "Pain is only weakness leaving the body."

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