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  • feather
    Shanghai ooompa loompa
    • Jul 2004
    • 20895

    And for today's special, we have man soaked in beer ...

    BELGRADE, Serbia (Reuters) -- A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.
    The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.
    "There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.
    Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans.


    WTF would jump into a bear cage even drunk or on drugs?

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  • tiddles
    Encryption, Jr.
    • Jun 2004
    • 6861

    #2
    Re: And for today's special, we have man soaked in beer ...

    who would get naked in a bear cage?

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    • floridaorange
      I'm merely a humble butler
      • Dec 2005
      • 29116

      #3
      Re: And for today's special, we have man soaked in beer ...

      Soaked in beer?

      It was fun while it lasted...

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      • AntonyM
        DUDERZ get a life!!!
        • Oct 2004
        • 6415

        #4
        Re: And for today's special, we have man soaked in beer ...

        Wonder how you say "Watch this" in Serbian?
        Originally posted by Shpira
        So came back last night...
        Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

        All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
        Originally posted by Illuminate
        Let me get this straight.

        So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

        1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
        2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
        3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
        4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

        Am I close here?

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        • KinKyJ
          Platinum Poser
          • Jun 2004
          • 13438

          #5
          Re: And for today's special, we have man soaked in beer ...

          Originally posted by AntonyM
          Wonder how you say "Watch this" in Serbian?
          "Gledaj ovo" or "pazi ovo" Thankyoucomeagain

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          • FM
            Wooooooo!
            • Jun 2004
            • 5361

            #6
            Re: And for today's special, we have man soaked in beer ...

            the gene pool just thinned a bit...

            and the bears were happy with a free meal!
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