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  • KinKyJ
    Platinum Poser
    • Jun 2004
    • 13438

    Vaseline First Aid

    MALAYSIAN doctors performed a 30-minute operation to free a nine-year-old boy's testicles stuck in a metal pipe after he slipped while bathing, a newspaper said today.



    In response to a call from his brother in an adjacent room, the boy climbed up a partition in the bathroom, but slipped and fell on an uncovered metal pipe, trapping his testicles in the narrow tube, the New Straits Times said.


    Medical staff answering the emergency call at the boy's home on the northern island of Penang were unable to remove the L-shaped pipe and had to call in firemen.


    They used a hydraulic cutter to open both ends of the pipe before the child could be taken to hospital, shrieking in agony.


    He was discharged after doctors performed a half-hour operation.
    DUDE...WHAT???!!!
  • 88Mariner
    My dick is smaller
    • Nov 2006
    • 7128

    #2
    Re: Vaseline First Aid

    what? were his nuts the size of cantaloups or something? jaysus christ.
    you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

    it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

    Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

    ----PEACE-----

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    • KinKyJ
      Platinum Poser
      • Jun 2004
      • 13438

      #3
      Re: Vaseline First Aid

      maybe that's how aziuns compensate for their small cock: an oversized glockenspiel

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      • chanty
        John, John, where art thou!
        • Jun 2004
        • 4622

        #4
        Re: Vaseline First Aid

        Ouch...poor kid! It did make me laugh a little though. What a freak accident!
        Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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        • poults
          Platinum Poster
          • Nov 2006
          • 1987

          #5
          Re: Vaseline First Aid

          pretty unfortunate but you have gotta laugh really.
          Originally posted by Hoff

          ejejejejejejejejeje!!!!! you always delivering some good dogs shits !!! thankyou

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          • Kat
            A pretty fn good milkshake
            • Mar 2006
            • 4695

            #6
            Re: Vaseline First Aid



            weird but funny story for his grandkids
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            • groffhibbitz
              Gold Gabber
              • Jun 2004
              • 632

              #7
              Re: Vaseline First Aid

              yea... slipped....

              unrelated news story:

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              • floridaorange
                I'm merely a humble butler
                • Dec 2005
                • 29116

                #8
                Re: Vaseline First Aid

                what a trooper, lol, that would be a living hell, hope he didn't have a bad cough at the time

                It was fun while it lasted...

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                • rainman
                  Platinum Poster
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 1869

                  #9
                  Re: Vaseline First Aid

                  ahhhh . . . hey man, remember that time you fell and got your balls caught in that pipe? ahhhh . . . good times . . . good times

                  WTF? poor kid

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                  • AntonyM
                    DUDERZ get a life!!!
                    • Oct 2004
                    • 6415

                    #10
                    Re: Vaseline First Aid

                    I could not read anything after that first sentence, just to painful, the images that statement induce shall haunt me to the grave.
                    Originally posted by Shpira
                    So came back last night...
                    Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

                    All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
                    Originally posted by Illuminate
                    Let me get this straight.

                    So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

                    1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
                    2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
                    3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
                    4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

                    Am I close here?

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