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  • feather
    Shanghai ooompa loompa
    • Jul 2004
    • 20895

    What women say

    Apologies if this is old.

    Fine
    This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    Five Minutes
    If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    Nothing
    This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

    Go Ahead
    This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    Loud Sigh
    This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    That's Okay
    This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    Thanks
    A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

    Whatever
    Is a women's way of saying F@*K YOU!

    Don't worry about it, I got it
    Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

    i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

    Originally posted by Hoff
    a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
    Originally posted by m1sT3rL
    Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

    I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.
  • MJDub
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Jun 2004
    • 2765

    #2
    Re: What women say

    +1 for accuracy.
    http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

    You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

    "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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    • DancingQueen
      AVB FanClub | President
      • Oct 2005
      • 4061

      #3
      Re: What women say

      lol that's pretty accurate
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      RIP Steve "Jibs" James - Your footprint is forever on my soul and in my heart xoxo
      RIP Jeff Shewchuk aka DJ Jeff Taylor (day_for_night) - You will live on in my heart forever xoxo

      Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

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      • tiddles
        Encryption, Jr.
        • Jun 2004
        • 6861

        #4
        Re: What women say

        don't forget the most important one:
        no means yes and yes means anal

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        • feather
          Shanghai ooompa loompa
          • Jul 2004
          • 20895

          #5
          Re: What women say

          ^that's worthy of beanz.

          i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

          Originally posted by Hoff
          a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
          Originally posted by m1sT3rL
          Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

          I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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          • Dhar_2
            meat and potatoes
            • Jun 2004
            • 18917

            #6
            Re: What women say

            if beanz were worthy!

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            • maccaronda
              Getting Somewhere
              • Jul 2007
              • 106

              #7
              Re: What women say

              Very funny!
              only understand that which is shown

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