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Good thing you asked us...you came to the right place.
There is this guy named Guido in a green duplex on the corner of Collins & Espanola Way. Go inside, and take the first door on your LEFT down three flights of stairs. You will come upon two doors, a metal and a wooden door. DON'T TOUCH THE METAL DOOR. Knock THREE TIMES with your LEFT KNEECAP on the wooden door. When the door opens, walk in and DON'T SAY A WORD.
There will be people all around you. They will hit you with rolled up tube socks. Let them.
When they form a circle around you, you must utter the secret phrase: "The sausage is in the penguin." Guido will then come forward and have a job for you.
If you fail to follow these instructions precisely, they will all probably kill you.
Good thing you asked us...you came to the right place.
There is this guy named Guido in a green duplex on the corner of Collins & Espanola Way. Go inside, and take the first door on your LEFT down three flights of stairs. You will come upon two doors, a metal and a wooden door. DON'T TOUCH THE METAL DOOR. Knock THREE TIMES with your LEFT KNEECAP on the wooden door. When the door opens, walk in and DON'T SAY A WORD.
There will be people all around you. They will hit you with rolled up tube socks. Let them.
When they form a circle around you, you must utter the secret phrase: "The sausage is in the penguin." Guido will then come forward and have a job for you.
If you fail to follow these instructions precisely, they will all probably kill you.
Good luck!
hahahah
so thats why your in Indiana.
....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....
I thought it wasn't the worst idea in the world when I saw the thread title-I imagine it wouldn't have garnered the same response if someone with a higher post count had started this.....
I thought it wasn't the worst idea in the world when I saw the thread title-I imagine it wouldn't have garnered the same response if someone with a higher post count had started this.....
do you have a job for the man or not?
....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....
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