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  • KinKyJ
    Platinum Poser
    • Jun 2004
    • 13438
    #1

    Guy Ritchtie takes it up the @

    Since this board is all about facials, Britney and Kanye these days, I thought you people might appreciate knowing this stunning celeb news:

    It's true: Madonna really does where the trousers in her marriage - as if we needed proof!

    The Queen of Pop left Claridges last night with her hubby Guy Ritchie in tow, but she wasn't clutching the movie director's hand, rather Madge was gripping onto a see through plastic bag which contained a rather lethal looking strap-on dildo called the Predator.

    Just how will Guy explain that one down the pub?

    We already knew Madonna had balls of steel but now it seems, she's got a set of strap on plastic ones as well.
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    • 33L
      Fresh Peossy
      • Dec 2004
      • 32
      #2
      Re: Guy Ritchtie takes it up the @

      What kinda guy wouldn't want to be fucked up the ass by Madonna?

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        • Huggie Smiles
          Anyone have Styx livesets?
          • Jun 2004
          • 11831
          #3
          Re: Guy Ritchtie takes it up the @

          Originally posted by 33L
          What kinda guy wouldn't want to be fucked up the ass by Madonna?
          nice quote.

          heres the pic of her on the way to 33L' s place

          Madonna and The Purple Penetrator
          http://www.tmz.com/2007/09/11/madonna-and-the-purple-penetrator/
          Nope, it's not one of her fluffy children's books or some new Kabbalah string -- it's Madge's new best friend! Like a virgin!
          ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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            • AntonyM
              DUDERZ get a life!!!
              • Oct 2004
              • 6415
              #4
              Re: Guy Ritchtie takes it up the @

              Luckily for Guy
              Terrorist are locking their sites
              on Madge and Britney
              Originally posted by Shpira
              So came back last night...
              Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

              All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
              Originally posted by Illuminate
              Let me get this straight.

              So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

              1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
              2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
              3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
              4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

              Am I close here?

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                • fisheye
                  Addiction started
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 251
                  #5
                  Re: Guy Ritchtie takes it up the @

                  Deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper
                  Sweeter and sweeter and sweeter and sweeter

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                    • KinKyJ
                      Platinum Poser
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 13438
                      #6
                      Re: Guy Ritchtie takes it up the @

                      ^^^ ... the Kanala striiiiiiing

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                        • fisheye
                          Addiction started
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 251
                          #7
                          Re: Guy Ritchtie takes it up the @

                          ^^^^ Hmmm now that you mention it, it could be part of a kabbalah ritual.

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                            • KinKyJ
                              Platinum Poser
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 13438
                              #8
                              Re: Guy Ritchtie takes it up the @

                              ^^^ stringing a plastic purple cock up your arm to scare away evil terrorist spirits? Oy!

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                                • fisheye
                                  Addiction started
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 251
                                  #9
                                  Re: Guy Ritchtie takes it up the @

                                  Originally posted by KinKyJ
                                  ^^^ stringing a plastic purple cock up your arm to scare away evil terrorist spirits? Oy!
                                  ....... whilst singing "Papa don't preach" in meditative monotone.

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                                    • KinKyJ
                                      Platinum Poser
                                      • Jun 2004
                                      • 13438
                                      #10
                                      Re: Guy Ritchtie takes it up the @

                                      As long as it's not for the welcome party for the new kid she bought herself, I'm cool with it

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                                        • Kat
                                          A pretty fn good milkshake
                                          • Mar 2006
                                          • 4695
                                          #11
                                          Re: Guy Ritchtie takes it up the @

                                          hehe funny thread
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