10 Things You Better Off Not Knowing About Your Body

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • RiseandShine
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Sep 2006
    • 2910

    10 Things You Better Off Not Knowing About Your Body

    1. The average human body comprises enough fat to make seven bars of soap, enough iron to make a medium sized nail, enough potassium to explode a toy cannon, enough lime to whitewash a small chicken coop, enough sugar to fill a jam jar, and enough sulfur to rid a dog of fleas.
    2. A complete skeleton is worth between $5,000 and $7,500 to a medical student; your skull alone would fetch only about $450.
    3. Your mouth produces about one quart of saliva per day.
    4. Demodex folliculorum has eight stumpy legs and a tail, is about a third of a millimeter long, and loves nothing more than to recline in the warm, oily pits of your hair follicles. Most adults have this mite, usually on the head, but especially in eyelashes. And often, they?re in nipples.
    5. You have approximately 4,000 wax glands in each ear.
    6. The average adult stool weighs about 4 ounces. And half of the bulk of your feces comprises the dead bodies of bacteria that live inside your intestines.
    7. The average male foot exudes half a pint of sweat each day.
    8. If it weren?t for the slimy mucous that clings to and lines the walls of your gut, your stomach would readily digest itself.
    9. The average person will pass about 11,000 gallons of urine in a lifetime.
    10. A man weighing 200 lbs. would provide enough meat to feed 100 cannibals in one sitting.
    If the doors of perception were cleansed, every thing would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake
  • BureOne
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Jun 2004
    • 3285

    #2
    Re: 10 Things You Better Off Not Knowing About Your Body

    Very interesting..... I gotta get a hold of some skeletons.; complete skeletons that is...

    Comment

    • toasty
      Sir Toastiness
      • Jun 2004
      • 6585

      #3
      Re: 10 Things You Better Off Not Knowing About Your Body

      Originally posted by RiseandShine
      1. The average human body comprises enough fat to make seven bars of soap, enough iron to make a medium sized nail, enough potassium to explode a toy cannon, enough lime to whitewash a small chicken coop, enough sugar to fill a jam jar, and enough sulfur to rid a dog of fleas.
      Did the person who came up with this live in Arkansas or something? Man that sounds rural...

      "Come on John-boy, let's go whitewash a small chicken coop."

      Comment

      • peloquin
        Till I Come!
        • Jun 2004
        • 8643

        #4
        Re: 10 Things You Better Off Not Knowing About Your Body

        if anyone needs human skeletons, im currently offering buy 2 get a free skull ($450 value!)

        Comment

        • 33L
          Fresh Peossy
          • Dec 2004
          • 32

          #5
          Re: 10 Things You Better Off Not Knowing About Your Body

          Originally posted by toasty
          Did the person who came up with this live in Arkansas or something? Man that sounds rural...

          "Come on John-boy, let's go whitewash a small chicken coop."
          Heh, I live in Arkansas, but I've never whitewashed a small chicken coop, as they say.

          P.S. Arkansas is not that bad. I live in the northwest region of the state in a town called Fayetteville, where the University of Arkansas is located. The homes of wal-mart, tyson, jb hunt, etc are right up the road from us, and Fayetteville is continually touted as being one of the top places in the country to live. It's a nice laid back college town in the Ozarks. But, with that all having been said, I do yearn for a more metropolitan environment from time to time.

          Comment

          • Pumee
            Getting warmed up
            • Sep 2007
            • 82

            #6
            Re: 10 Things You Better Off Not Knowing About Your Body

            Lol i'll tell my family before i die, to sell my skeleton Pretty worthy.

            Comment

            • the sun the sea
              Platinum Poster
              • Jun 2004
              • 1449

              #7
              Re: 10 Things You Better Off Not Knowing About Your Body

              Originally posted by RiseandShine
              6. The average adult stool weighs about 4 ounces.
              i don't know about you guys, but my cosby's are about a pound (maybe more after eating those fiber muffins from trader joe's).
              download dj sets at: www.mixwalla.com

              Comment

              • DancingQueen
                AVB FanClub | President
                • Oct 2005
                • 4061

                #8
                Re: 10 Things You Better Off Not Knowing About Your Body

                Originally posted by RiseandShine
                4. Demodex folliculorum has eight stumpy legs and a tail, is about a third of a millimeter long, and loves nothing more than to recline in the warm, oily pits of your hair follicles. Most adults have this mite, usually on the head, but especially in eyelashes. And often, they?re in nipples.
                Well that creeped me out a little...I know we have microscopic creatures on our skin, etc...but just hearing about what they look like gave me the chills *shudders*
                sigpic
                RIP Steve "Jibs" James - Your footprint is forever on my soul and in my heart xoxo
                RIP Jeff Shewchuk aka DJ Jeff Taylor (day_for_night) - You will live on in my heart forever xoxo

                Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

                Comment

                • KinKyJ
                  Platinum Poser
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 13438

                  #9
                  Re: 10 Things You Better Off Not Knowing About Your Body

                  The average human body comprises enough fat to make seven bars of soap

                  Comment

                  • fisheye
                    Addiction started
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 251

                    #10
                    Re: 10 Things You Better Off Not Knowing About Your Body

                    I still have the right scapula, humerus, sternum, collar-bone, thoracic vertebra and teeth of some small Indian woman who donated her bones to science so I could study them for my course.





















                    Had ja there for a sec !!!

                    Comment

                    • floridaorange
                      I'm merely a humble butler
                      • Dec 2005
                      • 29116

                      #11
                      Re: 10 Things You Better Off Not Knowing About Your Body

                      Originally posted by KinKyJ
                      Kinky is this your mentor?

                      It was fun while it lasted...

                      Comment

                      Working...