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This might be politics, but I think it has more to do with pooping technique, so I'm including it here. Mods, obviously feel free to move it if you think it's appropriate
I was talking with someone here at my office about the whole Larry Craig thing, and it led me to conduct a little experiment. The opportunity presented itself to have a seat in our restroom, which has stalls that seem to me to be pretty standard for public restrooms. I attempted to replicate a wide enough stance that I could touch the foot of the person in the next stall (there was no one actually in there at the time, for what it's worth).
Two things became immediately apparent:
1. Larry Craig must be a mountain of a man -- I had trouble even getting my foot under the next stall without really stretching, let alone all the way over to where the other dude's foot would be.
2. He must have either removed his pants, or he was wearing MC Hammer-style parachute pants. No matter how long your legs are, you're only able to spread them as wide as your waistband will allow.
Anyway, as if there was any serious question as to whether his "I have a wide stance" explanation held any water, my investigation reveals that it's bullshit.
You're welcome.
I was talking with someone here at my office about the whole Larry Craig thing, and it led me to conduct a little experiment. The opportunity presented itself to have a seat in our restroom, which has stalls that seem to me to be pretty standard for public restrooms. I attempted to replicate a wide enough stance that I could touch the foot of the person in the next stall (there was no one actually in there at the time, for what it's worth).
Two things became immediately apparent:
1. Larry Craig must be a mountain of a man -- I had trouble even getting my foot under the next stall without really stretching, let alone all the way over to where the other dude's foot would be.
2. He must have either removed his pants, or he was wearing MC Hammer-style parachute pants. No matter how long your legs are, you're only able to spread them as wide as your waistband will allow.
Anyway, as if there was any serious question as to whether his "I have a wide stance" explanation held any water, my investigation reveals that it's bullshit.
You're welcome.
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