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  • godisadj
    Getting Somewhere
    • Oct 2005
    • 209

    Someone tries to sell Belgium on eBay

    BRUSSELS, Belgium - Hidden among the porcelain fox hounds and Burberry tablecloths on sale at eBay.be this week was an unusual item: "For Sale: Belgium, a Kingdom in three parts ... free premium: the king and his court (costs not included)."
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    The odd ad was posted by one disgruntled Belgian in protest at his country's political crisis which reached a 100-day landmark Tuesday with no end in sight to the squabbling between Flemish and Walloon politicians.

    "I wanted to attract attention," said Gerrit Six, the teacher and former journalist who posted the ad. "You almost have to throw rock through a window to get attention for Belgium."

    Six placed the advertisement on Saturday, offering free delivery, but pointing out that the country was coming secondhand and that potential buyers would have to take on over $300 billion (euro220 billion) in national debt.

    Like many of Belgium's 10 million citizens, Six is exasperated that the power struggle between the county's French- or Dutch-speaking political parties has left Belgium in political limbo since June 10 elections.

    Demands for more autonomy from the Dutch-speaking Flemish are resisted by the French-speaking Walloons, making it impossible to form a government coalition and triggering concern the kingdom is on the verge of a breakup.

    Six decided to vent his frustration through the Internet ad.

    "My proposal was to make it clear that Belgium was valuable, it's a masterpiece and we have to keep it," he told Associated Press Television News. "It's my country and I'm taking care of it, and with me are millions of Belgians."

    Six' idea got a mixed reaction on the streets of Brussels.

    "Very funny, typical Belgian humor," said Anne Graux. "It's ridiculous," snapped Nathalie Ginot, a Brussels resident who had her own pragmatic solution to Belgium's woes. "We think it would be good to split Belgium into the three and make Brussels a tax-haven, a capital exempt from all taxes," she said hopefully.

    Six vaunted Belgium's attractions to potential buyers from art nouveau architecture to the headquarters of NATO and the European Union and some great beers. But he also warned of the pitfalls of taking on the cacophonous mix of Flemish nationalists, Walloon Socialists and the mayors of all 19 Brussels' boroughs.

    EBay was happy to take Six' advertisement.

    "It was a really fun listing made by a Belgian," Peter Burin, PR manager of eBay Belgium. "This person, in a very funny way, reminded the Belgians what a great country Belgium actually is and it would be a shame to sell it."

    However, the company decided to pull the add Tuesday after receiving a bid of euro10 million ($14 million)

    "We decided to take it down, just to avoid confusion," he told APTN.

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  • shosh
    Banned
    • Jun 2004
    • 4668

    #2
    Re: Someone tries to sell Belgium on eBay

    does that mean the buyer can make jan a slave?

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    • Pumee
      Getting warmed up
      • Sep 2007
      • 82

      #3
      Re: Someone tries to sell Belgium on eBay

      I think tomorrow I'll sell Hungary in two parts, we have a lot of problems these days...Maybe someone will care...

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      • Huggie Smiles
        Anyone have Styx livesets?
        • Jun 2004
        • 11836

        #4
        Re: Someone tries to sell Belgium on eBay

        I think it was Ezrina.
        last ditch attempt to avoid the Kinky one.

        ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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        • |Thrax|
          Platinum Poster
          • Mar 2007
          • 1744

          #5
          Re: Someone tries to sell Belgium on eBay

          ebay.be

          thats great, we dont have any sense of humor over here.... its pretty lame actually.

          :-P
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          • jeffrey collins
            Not cool enough
            • Jun 2004
            • 7427

            #6
            Re: Someone tries to sell Belgium on eBay

            sounds like any of us on here could run that country better than those asses.
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            • Dhar_2
              meat and potatoes
              • Jun 2004
              • 18923

              #7
              Re: Someone tries to sell Belgium on eBay

              quality!

              but who wants that small country in the arse end of nowhere.

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              • Miguel
                Are you Kidding me??
                • Oct 2005
                • 3182

                #8
                Re: Someone tries to sell Belgium on eBay

                are the girls hot ?!

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                • shosh
                  Banned
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 4668

                  #9
                  Re: Someone tries to sell Belgium on eBay

                  no, kinky had to go to albania or wherever he went to get a quality chick i guess

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                  • jeffrey collins
                    Not cool enough
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 7427

                    #10
                    Re: Someone tries to sell Belgium on eBay

                    i'll take it...
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                    • Yao
                      DUDERZ get a life!!!
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 8167

                      #11
                      Re: Someone tries to sell Belgium on eBay

                      maybe while kinky is gone i can steal Belgium
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                      • Fox
                        Getting warmed up
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 73

                        #12
                        Re: Someone tries to sell Belgium on eBay

                        poor innocents

                        " a small country in the middle of nowhere": small it is indeed, but defo not in the middle of nowhere. So, unless you live in center london or new-york, I do not think there will be another place where you have all there is in Belgium and more particularily Brussels (& Antwerpen & Liege to name big cities only).
                        Small but condensed, and that's the beauty of it...
                        Between The Netherlands and France... & London up north .... just use your imagination for a minute and hopefully you'll get a better picture.

                        The politicians are morons though, they create tension between the north and the south, because north and south speak different languages and north has more money that the south, and then they blame it on the people whilst they actually are the culprit. If you ask people in the streets you'll see they have nothing against peeps from north & the other way around. It's just politics, and that's ruining the country, shame.

                        But apart from that, trust me it's a great place, and if you don't believe, then experience it, I am convinced you'll like.

                        yoo

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                        • Huggie Smiles
                          Anyone have Styx livesets?
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 11836

                          #13
                          Re: Someone tries to sell Belgium on eBay

                          maybe you guys should go talk to Northern Ireland and the south of Ireland. They have had that whole North-South divide issue sorted out for decades.
                          ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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                          • KinKyJ
                            Platinum Poser
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 13438

                            #14
                            Re: Someone tries to sell Belgium on eBay

                            Originally posted by Fox
                            The politicians are morons though, they create tension between the north and the south, because north and south speak different languages and north has more money that the south, and then they blame it on the people whilst they actually are the culprit. If you ask people in the streets you'll see they have nothing against peeps from north & the other way around. It's just politics, and that's ruining the country, shame.
                            Fuck you: we're better than the rednecks from the South. Walonie can keep Brussels imo, We'll make Antwerp capital of the Republic of Flanders

                            So did anyone buy us? We come with damn fine beer and medium fine whores

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                            • beanzncheez
                              Banned
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 4442

                              #15
                              Re: Someone tries to sell Belgium on eBay

                              I'd mow everything down and turn it into a landfill. You'd have a lot more quality content this way.

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