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Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day, everyone! I don't know about the rest of ye, but I'm looking to splice the mainbrace and go get loaded to the gunwalls with some of me buckos!!!
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just wait til the ninjas get here.Comment
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^^ dress as a pirate ?Comment
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walk the plank you lazy bastardComment
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LMAO.
Pirate Pick-Up Lines
15 "I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest."
14 "You're just the tasty wench I've been keeping me eye out for!"
13 "Hey, sexy -- how about a Jolly Rogering?"
12 "Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber."
11 "See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby."
10 "WOW! I bet we could fit SIXteen men on that chest!"
9 "Me skull and crossbones arn't the only thing I plan on raisin' tonight."
8 "Do ya mind if the parrot watches?"
7 "Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?"
6 "Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded."
5 "So you're the new cabin boy, eh?"
4 "Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation?" (software pirates only)
3 "Yo, ho! Bottle of rum?"
2 Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you free on Saturday?"
and the Number 1 Pirate Pick-Up Line...- "Is there an 'X' on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!"
Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?Comment
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Aye!dead, yet alive.Comment
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