Man Bit By Rattlesnake After Putting It in His Mouth to Impress Ex-Girlfriend

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  • pdowney
    Addiction started
    • Jun 2004
    • 326

    Man Bit By Rattlesnake After Putting It in His Mouth to Impress Ex-Girlfriend

    Nearly a Darwin Award!



    Man Bit By Rattlesnake After Putting It in His Mouth to Impress Ex-Girlfriend

    Wednesday, September 19, 2007

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    PORTLAND, Ore. ?
    Snake collector Matt Wilkinson of Portland grabbed a 20-inch rattler from the highway near Maupin, and three weeks later, to impress his ex-girlfriend, he stuck the serpent in his mouth.
    He was soon near death with a swollen tongue that blocked his throat. Trauma doctors at the Oregon Health and Science University saved his life. "You can assume alcohol was involved," he said. Actually, not just beer. It was something he called a "mixture of stupid stuff."
    Calls from cable network television stations poured in Tuesday, when he still had sore muscles and nerves from the venom.
    It happened at a barbecue with friends.
    Wilkinson, 23, had downed a six-pack and his ex-girlfriend asked him for a beer. He handed her one, not realizing the snake was also in his hand.
    "She said, 'Get that thing out of my face,'" Wilkinson said. "I told her it was a nice snake. 'Nothing can happen. Watch.'"
    So he stuck the snake in his mouth.
    "It got a hold of my tongue," he said.
    He was having breathing problems when his ex-girlfriend drove him to the hospital. "She was the only one sober," Wilkinson said.
    En route, they spotted a police car and asked for help.
    His next memory, he said, was waking up at the hospital.
    Doctors could not get a breathing tube down his throat.
    Dr. Richard Mullins cut a hole in Wilkinson's neck to insert the breathing tube. Physicians started giving antivenin, moved him to intensive care and kept him sedated until the swelling went down.
    The Poison Control Center sees about 50 people a year with snake bites, usually hikers. Deaths from rattlesnake bites in Oregon are extremely rare.
    Wilkinson, who works in construction, has yet to return to work. His three Western diamondback rattlers have been removed from his home.
    He says co-workers have been pretty blunt.
    "They were like, 'What the heck were you thinking?'" Wilkinson said.
    The answer? "It's my own stupidity."
    Philip
  • poults
    Platinum Poster
    • Nov 2006
    • 1987

    #2
    Re: Man Bit By Rattlesnake After Putting It in His Mouth to Impress Ex-Girlfriend

    ROFL, what a dick head.
    Originally posted by Hoff

    ejejejejejejejejeje!!!!! you always delivering some good dogs shits !!! thankyou

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    • Dhar_2
      meat and potatoes
      • Jun 2004
      • 18917

      #3
      Re: Man Bit By Rattlesnake After Putting It in His Mouth to Impress Ex-Girlfriend

      ah the intelligence of some people!

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      • asdf_admin
        i use to be important
        • Jun 2004
        • 12798

        #4
        Re: Man Bit By Rattlesnake After Putting It in His Mouth to Impress Ex-Girlfriend

        Oregon. Hesh. Fuckers.
        dead, yet alive.

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        • Garrick
          DUDERZ get a life!!!
          • Jun 2004
          • 6764

          #5
          Re: Man Bit By Rattlesnake After Putting It in His Mouth to Impress Ex-Girlfriend

          LMAO... weed out the idiots.
          Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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          • Garrick
            DUDERZ get a life!!!
            • Jun 2004
            • 6764

            #6
            Re: Man Bit By Rattlesnake After Putting It in His Mouth to Impress Ex-Girlfriend



            video of the incident!!!!! guy got worked over by the snake. fucked up!
            Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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            • chanty
              John, John, where art thou!
              • Jun 2004
              • 4622

              #7
              Re: Man Bit By Rattlesnake After Putting It in His Mouth to Impress Ex-Girlfriend

              (Wilkinson, 23, had downed a six-pack)

              What a light weight. Dumbass!
              Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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              • Miguel
                Are you Kidding me??
                • Oct 2005
                • 3182

                #8
                Re: Man Bit By Rattlesnake After Putting It in His Mouth to Impress Ex-Girlfriend

                ^^^ jajajajaj

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                • 88Mariner
                  My dick is smaller
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 7128

                  #9
                  Re: Man Bit By Rattlesnake After Putting It in His Mouth to Impress Ex-Girlfriend

                  it was on foxnews. must be fake...
                  you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                  it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                  Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                  ----PEACE-----

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