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Only when I park her under the desk and give her something to nibble on... Does anyone have a spare testicle? My left one is already the size of a peanut and she's only been here for 12 days
Only when I park her under the desk and give her something to nibble on... Does anyone have a spare testicle? My left one is already the size of a peanut and she's only been here for 12 days
What you need is my special patented aphrodisishake.
2 dozen freshly shucked oysters (you do have oysters in ballergicum don't you?), a jar of blackcurrant jelly (which your body will convert to fructose, hi-octane fuel for your spermies) half a tin of zinc powder and water( or Beer) to taste.
Blend together, drink up and you'll be testicularly recharged.
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