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  • picklemonkey
    Double hoodie beer monster
    • Jun 2004
    • 15373

    thirsty?

    got this in my mail today.






    yeah. 9.99 billion gallons of water last month. that comes out to 3,733 gallons per second
  • FM
    Wooooooo!
    • Jun 2004
    • 5361

    #2
    Re: thirsty?

    I've heard of billing errors before...damn brother, you servicing water to the entire state now?
    FM

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    • Morgan
      Platinum Poster
      • Jun 2004
      • 2234

      #3
      Re: thirsty?

      Originally posted by picklemonkey
      9.99 billion gallons of water last month. that comes out to 3,733 gallons per second
      That is one fat pipe you got!
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      • unkownartist
        Banned
        • Nov 2005
        • 4146

        #4
        Re: thirsty?

        need to cut down on the bongs adam lmao

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        • Jibgolly
          Vortexuralizor
          • Jun 2004
          • 20773

          #5
          Re: thirsty?

          it's good to wash your nuts everyday, but damn dude.

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          • maddlingo
            Platinum Poster
            • Jun 2004
            • 1035

            #6
            Re: thirsty?

            9.99 billion gallons of water for 4700 dollars. You got a bargain.
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            • floridaorange
              I'm merely a humble butler
              • Dec 2005
              • 29116

              #7
              Re: thirsty?

              Man-made lakes are pricey I hear... hey why are their 4 digits behind the $9billion?

              It was fun while it lasted...

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              • beanzncheez
                Banned
                • Jun 2004
                • 4442

                #8
                Re: thirsty?

                ^ ^ That's what I noticed as well.

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                • MJDub
                  Are you Kidding me??
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 2765

                  #9
                  Re: thirsty?

                  Originally posted by picklemonkey
                  that comes out to 3,733 gallons per second
                  I LOL'd!

                  I think it looks like there's 4 digits behind the 9 billion because there's 9,998 x 100 gallons used costing 4,592.38. The two numbers were so ridiculous that they just ran together. Oh and btw that would only make it 9.99 million instead of billion.
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                  • picklemonkey
                    Double hoodie beer monster
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 15373

                    #10
                    Re: thirsty?

                    9,9984,592.38
                    move the comma to 99,984,592.38
                    that's reported in 100s of gallons so x100
                    =9,998,459,238.00

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                    • Miguel
                      Are you Kidding me??
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 3182

                      #11
                      Re: thirsty?

                      ^^^ your reading it wrong ...

                      it says usage in 100's gallons is 9.998 x 100 = 999.8 gallons
                      charges 4592.38 , so your paying 4.5932 dlrs a gallon

                      because the 2 columns are next to each other it makes it look like
                      9.9984.592.38

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                      • picklemonkey
                        Double hoodie beer monster
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 15373

                        #12
                        Re: thirsty?

                        good catch

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                        • TomTom
                          Paging Doctor Weeds...we have a shortage on 1st St.
                          • May 2002
                          • 16206

                          #13
                          Re: thirsty?

                          Terroristic insanely huge waterbomb attack coming up imo. Adam is a sleeper!!!!

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                          • FM
                            Wooooooo!
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 5361

                            #14
                            Re: thirsty?

                            I just KNEW something was up...he's holding the regional water hostage
                            FM

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                            • speciale
                              Are you Kidding me??
                              • Dec 2005
                              • 3728

                              #15
                              Re: thirsty?

                              you went from previous reading 2086 to 2084, shouldn't it go up?
                              better hurry and pay that shit.
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