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  • unkownartist
    Banned
    • Nov 2005
    • 4146

    so right now i,m VERY embarrassed

    sitting here right now kind of half dressed with only a t-shirt and a pair of boxer shorts on, about 2 minutes ago my mother walked into the room and looked @ me and i suddenly realised that the tip of my nob was sticking out my boxers , FUCKING BASTARD
  • poults
    Platinum Poster
    • Nov 2006
    • 1987

    #2
    Re: so right now i,m VERY embarrassed

    HAHAHA.
    unlucky mate.
    Originally posted by Hoff

    ejejejejejejejejeje!!!!! you always delivering some good dogs shits !!! thankyou

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    • speciale
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Dec 2005
      • 3728

      #3
      Re: so right now i,m VERY embarrassed

      Originally posted by Miroslav
      It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
      No Soup for You

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      • DancingQueen
        AVB FanClub | President
        • Oct 2005
        • 4061

        #4
        Re: so right now i,m VERY embarrassed

        ahahaha
        sigpic
        RIP Steve "Jibs" James - Your footprint is forever on my soul and in my heart xoxo
        RIP Jeff Shewchuk aka DJ Jeff Taylor (day_for_night) - You will live on in my heart forever xoxo

        Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

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        • Jibgolly
          Vortexuralizor
          • Jun 2004
          • 20773

          #5
          Re: so right now i,m VERY embarrassed

          and you were posting in the 'should i nail a 16 year old girl or not' thread, ehh.

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          • tiddles
            Encryption, Jr.
            • Jun 2004
            • 6861

            #6
            Re: so right now i,m VERY embarrassed

            you're 31 and live with your mom?

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            • fumanchu182
              Angantyr The Ruthless
              • Jun 2004
              • 962

              #7
              Re: so right now i,m VERY embarrassed

              At least you weren't whacking one???
              The sailors of the United States Navy are among the most disciplined, devoted, and well-trained fighting men the world has ever known. They drink gasoline and piss fire, The spit bullets and shit bombs, and will swim across the ocean with a knife in their teeth just for the chance to carve up those that threaten their homeland.

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              • rubyraks
                DUDERZ get a life!!!
                • Jun 2004
                • 5341

                #8
                Re: so right now i,m VERY embarrassed

                as if she hasn't seen it before....
                "Work like you don't need the money.
                Love like you've never been hurt.
                Dance like nobody's watching.
                Sing like nobody's listening.
                Live like it's Heaven on Earth."

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                • rewing3
                  I really don't care
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 5504

                  #9
                  Re: so right now i,m VERY embarrassed

                  ahahah.
                  Common Sense is not Common at all.

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                  • Steve Graham
                    DJ Jelly
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 12887

                    #10
                    Re: so right now i,m VERY embarrassed

                    Originally posted by fumanchu182
                    At least you weren't whacking one???
                    any more

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                    • Garrick
                      DUDERZ get a life!!!
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 6764

                      #11
                      Re: so right now i,m VERY embarrassed

                      hahaha, funny story. i have had that happen to me too with the boxers not securing the jewels like they should.... aaahahah, the memories. nice 1!
                      Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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                      • Huggie Smiles
                        Anyone have Styx livesets?
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 11832

                        #12
                        Re: so right now i,m VERY embarrassed

                        Originally posted by red1
                        my mother walked into the room and looked @ me and i suddenly realised that the tip of my nob was sticking out my boxers
                        sure.
                        an 'accident'.
                        right.



                        ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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                        • picklemonkey
                          Double hoodie beer monster
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 15373

                          #13
                          Re: so right now i,m VERY embarrassed

                          Originally posted by tiddles
                          you're 31 and live with your mom?

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                          • fer_
                            Platinum Poster
                            • May 2005
                            • 2041

                            #14
                            Re: so right now i,m VERY embarrassed

                            ahahaha : p

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                            • berps
                              Gold Gabber
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 536

                              #15
                              Re: so right now i,m VERY embarrassed

                              ooooooooooooooooops thats very jerry springer!!!!
                              "IM GETTING CAKED@THEWEEKEND!!!!!!!!! "

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