sitting here right now kind of half dressed with only a t-shirt and a pair of boxer shorts on, about 2 minutes ago my mother walked into the room and looked @ me and i suddenly realised that the tip of my nob was sticking out my boxers , FUCKING BASTARD
so right now i,m VERY embarrassed
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Re: so right now i,m VERY embarrassed
Originally posted by MiroslavIt's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .Comment
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Re: so right now i,m VERY embarrassed
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Re: so right now i,m VERY embarrassed
At least you weren't whacking one???The sailors of the United States Navy are among the most disciplined, devoted, and well-trained fighting men the world has ever known. They drink gasoline and piss fire, The spit bullets and shit bombs, and will swim across the ocean with a knife in their teeth just for the chance to carve up those that threaten their homeland.Comment
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Re: so right now i,m VERY embarrassed
as if she hasn't seen it before...."Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching.
Sing like nobody's listening.
Live like it's Heaven on Earth."Comment
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Re: so right now i,m VERY embarrassed
hahaha, funny story. i have had that happen to me too with the boxers not securing the jewels like they should.... aaahahah, the memories. nice 1!Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?Comment
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....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....
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