Leopard Review - An Apple Birth

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  • asdf_admin
    i use to be important
    • Jun 2004
    • 12798

    Leopard Review - An Apple Birth

    10.26.2007 arrived with a roar, a Leopard roar.

    In late August I finally moved away from the much dominated Microsoft world with a purchase of a new MacBook Pro system. I had many hesitations and many worries. There are some things I love about Windows, perhaps because I have become so ever familiar with the famous errors and the famous resolutions. Face it, to run Windows you need to be software tech as well as hardware tech. For some this is like being a brain surgeon as well as being a lawyer. There was a challenge of maintaining your Microsoft environment, every morning could be a sunny or rainy day. I enjoyed the beauty of the Microsoft trials and tribulation.


    Time moves on.

    My migration did not go smoothly. I purchased a 500 gig Seagate drive for back up purposes, in doing so I was accustom to certain rituals that are ever so deadly to the OS X operating system. So here I am with a shiny beautiful glowing piece of art and moving all my required files and music over to my new system. As hours pass with excitement and sweet Apple tastes I finally decide to call it a night, and unplug my drive cable directly from my laptop. A soft yet urgent message is displayed on screen. I felt like a Mother seeing two young military boys coming to her home with a letter, they are not smiling.

    I have broken the largest Cardinal rule ... I did not unmount my drive, in doing so, my master file table is completely wasted. I do not think much. I have done this before with Windows and everything would be fine.

    After a few hours of restless sleep I awake with a panic. Realizing over 10 years of my family history is stored on this senseless drive. I panic. I attempt to resolve the issue be calling AppleCare, which was wonderful. It was amazing how nice they are to virgins.

    No success.

    Panic has a weird impact on people, it can make you lose your calm, in doing so, you loose clarity and the world becomes ever so small. I plugged my external drive into Windows hoping that my comfort dummy would resolve the issue. No success.

    After countless hours of fighting, biting and crying ... I found a small German company that scans broken down drive to pull and rescue data.

    Danke.

    48 hours, I have burned all my files from the 500 gig drive and safed my own life. A wife without her child's photos is a dead man's omen.

    And that is history.

    Leopard, grrrr, nah, more like ROOOOARRR !

    I have gone through many OS upgrades. So many, I would never be excited and wait until the service patch would arrive. This time it was different. I waited all day hearing trucks roar up and down the street, and here I was like a kid waiting in a candy store.

    My time came. The Fedex guy upset and sputtered " What are these things I have twenty of these in my truck and they are all to be delivered by 4:00 PM ".

    Shame on him.

    " It's Leopard the new Apple OS ". He walked away disappointed. I on the other hand was quite the opposite.

    An Apple boy meets his dream.


    ... TO BE CONTINUED.
    dead, yet alive.
  • beanzncheez
    Banned
    • Jun 2004
    • 4442

    #2
    Re: Leopard Review - An Apple Birth

    Are you sure you're not a homosexual?

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    • asdf_admin
      i use to be important
      • Jun 2004
      • 12798

      #3
      Re: Leopard Review - An Apple Birth

      lol. Yes I am sure.
      dead, yet alive.

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      • beanzncheez
        Banned
        • Jun 2004
        • 4442

        #4
        Re: Leopard Review - An Apple Birth

        I don't believe it. Seriously. After reading that, I already knew you had some deficiencies but come on now. Act like you've got a dick between your legs.

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        • ddr
          DUDERZ get a life!!!
          • Jun 2004
          • 7006

          #5
          Re: Leopard Review - An Apple Birth

          Originally posted by beanzncheez
          Are you sure you're not a homosexual?
          ROFL beanz, holy shit. gold.

          umm yea asdf.. i was expecting an actual review and i find you reminiscing about your 'first time' and shit.

          listening at traffic waiting for the 1 truck that will bring you to a culmination point... jesus..

          yea i was happy about leopard too but damn man lol
          "pics or stfu" - R.I.P. Steve "Jibgolly" James

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          • asdf_admin
            i use to be important
            • Jun 2004
            • 12798

            #6
            Re: Leopard Review - An Apple Birth

            i am drunk. and mocking myself. I was trying to write about Leopard and emotions got involved. I had to stop. I will finish the story.
            dead, yet alive.

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            • beanzncheez
              Banned
              • Jun 2004
              • 4442

              #7
              Re: Leopard Review - An Apple Birth

              Dude. Don't be talking about emotions. Women created those to try and confuse man. It's a nasty thing that they've done. Next thing you know, they're going to say they are equals.

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              • ddr
                DUDERZ get a life!!!
                • Jun 2004
                • 7006

                #8
                Re: Leopard Review - An Apple Birth

                Equals. HAH. we have one more appendage than they do. we win. there should be no debate here
                "pics or stfu" - R.I.P. Steve "Jibgolly" James

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                • beanzncheez
                  Banned
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 4442

                  #9
                  Re: Leopard Review - An Apple Birth

                  So where's that damn review? I'm going to be buying a Mac later on. I really always wanted one since my first ever computer back when I was eight was a Mac. Loved that beast. I just hate the pricing.

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                  • miketpoto
                    Shabisquik The Ghetto Queen
                    • Jan 2005
                    • 4223

                    #10
                    Re: Leopard Review - An Apple Birth

                    Leopard has already been hacked to easily install on any intel PC.

                    How about that?

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                    • Corven
                      Are you Kidding me??
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 4080

                      #11
                      Re: Leopard Review - An Apple Birth

                      Yayy
                      I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.

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                      • ddr
                        DUDERZ get a life!!!
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 7006

                        #12
                        Re: Leopard Review - An Apple Birth

                        Originally posted by miketpoto
                        Leopard has already been hacked to easily install on any intel PC.

                        How about that?
                        where? link pls
                        "pics or stfu" - R.I.P. Steve "Jibgolly" James

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                        • beanzncheez
                          Banned
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 4442

                          #13
                          Re: Leopard Review - An Apple Birth

                          Search the world's information, including webpages, images, videos and more. Google has many special features to help you find exactly what you're looking for.


                          There is a patch, the OS and simple instructions on how to do this and it's all over the net. I'm not condoning this. I'm merely supporting the point that was stated earlier.

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                          • Kamal
                            Administrator
                            • May 2002
                            • 28835

                            #14
                            Re: Leopard Review - An Apple Birth

                            SUWEET



                            Now I need to find me a leopard
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                            Jib says:
                            he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                            Originally posted by ace_dl
                            Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                            I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                            • beanzncheez
                              Banned
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 4442

                              #15
                              Re: Leopard Review - An Apple Birth

                              I've got the OS and the patch but no time to play with this today. I'll give it a shot next weekend when I get home... maybe.

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