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  • Dhar_2
    meat and potatoes
    • Jun 2004
    • 18917
    #31
    Re: I am a complete cock

    he should no longer be known as the mighty greg but as "TheTiddlyGregCock"

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      • Dzone
        Platinum Poster
        • Jul 2004
        • 1978
        #32
        Re: I am a complete cock

        I've dived down the swimming pool while i got a bag of coke & MDAM in my shorts ....the fucking misery on ma mates face @@
        ^^What dosen't Kill you make you stronger ^^

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          • Dhar_2
            meat and potatoes
            • Jun 2004
            • 18917
            #33
            Re: I am a complete cock

            which madam was down your pants????

            or was it ADAM!!!!

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              • rainman
                Platinum Poster
                • Dec 2005
                • 1869
                #34
                Re: I am a complete cock

                Originally posted by FM
                or half coked...
                touche'

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                  • AntonyM
                    DUDERZ get a life!!!
                    • Oct 2004
                    • 6415
                    #35
                    Re: I am a complete cock

                    Hooovaaaaa.
                    Originally posted by Shpira
                    So came back last night...
                    Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

                    All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
                    Originally posted by Illuminate
                    Let me get this straight.

                    So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

                    1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
                    2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
                    3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
                    4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

                    Am I close here?

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                      • day_for_night
                        Are you Kidding me??
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 4127
                        #36
                        Re: I am a complete cock

                        sounds like he had one of those 'i can't feel my teeth' moments

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                          • AndyH
                            Platinum Poster
                            • May 2005
                            • 1786
                            #37
                            Re: I am a complete cock

                            Originally posted by day_for_night
                            sounds like he had one of those 'i can't feel my teeth' moments
                            Believe me, it was almost one of those 'I can feel Greg's teeth on my knuckles' moments!



                            Did I mention that I had paid for the whole thing and was sorting him out as a favour...?

                            [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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                              • Miguel
                                Are you Kidding me??
                                • Oct 2005
                                • 3182
                                #38
                                Re: I am a complete cock

                                ^^^^^ jejejejejeje aint nothing better than free party favours

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                                  • jay813
                                    Platinum Poster
                                    • May 2005
                                    • 1344
                                    #39
                                    Re: I am a complete cock

                                    Originally posted by Miguel
                                    ^^^^^ jejejejejeje aint nothing better than free party favours
                                    youre telling me!

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                                      • Kamal
                                        Administrator
                                        • May 2002
                                        • 28835
                                        #40
                                        Re: I am a complete cock

                                        Pics or stfu
                                        www.mjwebhosting.com

                                        Jib says:
                                        he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                                        Originally posted by ace_dl
                                        Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                                        I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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