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  • TheMightyGreg
    Editor Shmeditor
    • Nov 2006
    • 1361

    Tong's Tongue

    A UK website is so upset with Pete Tong's vocal indents on the Essential Mix that they are in the process of re-editing them with his dulcet tones removed.


    The pedantic people behind www.tongless.com make the following analogy to explain their arguably irrational phobia.


    'Just imagine you are walking through the Louvre and you want to watch the countless artworks which grace the walls. And then imagine that the museum director has put some his little signs with text about the painting (and some text which is completely off-topic) on top of it, covering part of the precious paintings.


    'This is exactly what Pete Tong has been doing for so long with his Essential Mix! Luckily for us, every Essential Mix comes with a published tracklisting. So it's not so hard to filter out all the annoying bits. And that is exactly what this site is about. The essential mix... Tongless.'

    Hope no-one tries this with the Kiss show...I can't last the week without Digweed telling us how much 'great' music there is out there from 'great' producers doing 'great work in the studio...
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  • AntonyM
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Oct 2004
    • 6415

    #2
    Re: Tong's Tongue

    Probably would be best, Tongy is on on bit annoying, imagine even more so now, haven't listen to him on Radio 1 in on on long time. Maybe they could get the Velveeta filter and get rid of all the cheddar he plays on his show as well.
    Originally posted by Shpira
    So came back last night...
    Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

    All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
    Originally posted by Illuminate
    Let me get this straight.

    So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

    1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
    2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
    3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
    4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

    Am I close here?

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    • day_for_night
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Jun 2004
      • 4127

      #3
      Re: Tong's Tongue

      i would kill for digweed's recent emix without any voiceovers or radio one blurbs. hell, while we're at it, how 'bout a copy recorded straight from the mixer...

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      • ddr
        DUDERZ get a life!!!
        • Jun 2004
        • 7006

        #4
        Re: Tong's Tongue

        Tong is not THAT annoying.. he only talks about once every 30 minutes, which is pretty good out of every other radio show that plays mixes. Metrodance, 102fm, to name a few are pretty bad. I, for one do not mind it at all...

        Although, when they do live shows, he tends to talk a lot more. Specifically, digweed's emix from Ibiza, he talked for 5 minutes with Carl Cox during, imo, the best track in his mix. That pissed me off
        "pics or stfu" - R.I.P. Steve "Jibgolly" James

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        • TheMightyGreg
          Editor Shmeditor
          • Nov 2006
          • 1361

          #5
          Re: Tong's Tongue

          ^ Yeah man, the amount of amazing moments they ruined by either Tong or that chick spouting some shit ovet the top is unreal. It's like they waited for the most inappropriate moments when all you want to do is loose yourself in the tune and then dropped the VO...crazy
          Catch my bi-monthly show on UB Radio

          http://www.ubradio.net/djs/greg-sawyer-99?sort=7

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          • Shpira
            Angry Boy Child
            • Oct 2006
            • 4969

            #6
            Re: Tong's Tongue

            I generally agree although the metrodance voice over is quite good in my oppinion as its on beat nd comes at specific moments and boosts my musical high...like in the 03.24.07 Hernan's metrodance (my personal fav). It comes at the peak of a tune and "your listening Hernan Cattaneo" just sends shivers down my spine....well thats me anyway, but yeah Tongy is quite anoying.
            p.s. its gonna take them years to do all the essentials again...
            The Idiots ARE Winning.


            "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."
            Mark Twain

            SOBRIETY MIX

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            • |Thrax|
              Platinum Poster
              • Mar 2007
              • 1744

              #7
              Re: Tong's Tongue

              lol martin garcia drops the journeyjourneyjourneyjourney v/o on beat too.. .
              This is the voice from planet love. Have no fear we are your friends. To bring peace and love to your world, we are sending you our very special agent. Her name is love love love...

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              • GregWhelan
                Are you Kidding me??
                • Jun 2004
                • 2992

                #8
                Re: Tong's Tongue

                Personally think Tong's voice makes the EM so special.

                Classic one is during Digweeds 1999 e-mix, when Tong pipes up during Science Dept-Repercussion, right on cue during the breakdown - quality bit of voice over

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                • rbuffetta
                  Addiction started
                  • Feb 2006
                  • 300

                  #9
                  Re: Tong's Tongue

                  Originally posted by TheMightyGreg
                  ^ Yeah man, the amount of amazing moments they ruined by either Tong or that chick spouting some shit ovet the top is unreal. It's like they waited for the most inappropriate moments when all you want to do is loose yourself in the tune and then dropped the VO...crazy


                  A fucking men

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                  • clintlove
                    Hey girl, ya Hungry?
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 3264

                    #10
                    Re: Tong's Tongue

                    Originally posted by ddr
                    Specifically, digweed's emix from Ibiza, he talked for 5 minutes with Carl Cox during, imo, the best track in his mix. That pissed me off
                    I hated that part too. He always talks over some of the best parts.

                    Music is the answer, to your problems. Keep on movin', till you solve them.

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                    • chunky
                      Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                      • Jan 2006
                      • 10551

                      #11
                      Re: Tong's Tongue

                      The worst one has to be Sasha on Bondi Beach with all the Aussies talking about what a wonderful time they are having. I never listen to this mix because of it.
                      Originally posted by res0nat0r
                      OK Lets All Stroke Ron Pauls Cock On 3!

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                      • herogee
                        Addiction started
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 369

                        #12
                        Re: Tong's Tongue

                        Originally posted by TheMightyGreg
                        Hope no-one tries this with the Kiss show...I can't last the week without Digweed telling us how much 'great' music there is out there from 'great' producers doing 'great work in the studio...

                        So much good music around at the moment ...


                        (The moment seems to have begun in 2001 and is still going on)
                        If you're fond of sand dunes and salty air,
                        quaint little villages here and there ...

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                        • lilsensa
                          DUDERZ get a life!!!
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 6675

                          #13
                          Re: Tong's Tongue

                          I don't really mind it..He usually has good things to say....Now, those Italian people that always announce who the dj is and all that shit during a breakdown every track need to be strangled with the mic cord....
                          RIP ~ Steve James







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                          • FM
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                            • Jun 2004
                            • 5361

                            #14
                            Re: Tong's Tongue

                            ^^^amen
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                            • feather
                              Shanghai ooompa loompa
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 20895

                              #15
                              Re: Tong's Tongue

                              ^^x3

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                              Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                              I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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