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  • rainman
    Platinum Poster
    • Dec 2005
    • 1869

    iPhone jacksass

    We Knew This Was Going To Happen: iPhone Equipped Passenger Takes On Flight Crew Over Weather


    One of our subscribers sent me this story today. We all knew this one was inevitable when the latest iPhone commercial rolled out -- now didnt we?
    "Oh joy! I can't wait for the next ground delay or long taxi due to weather somewhere to get a smart ass with a freakin I-phone shoving it in my face saying "It's NOT raining there... SEE !" Too late ... already happened to me. We push back, get advised of a ground stop in MEM due to storms in the area. Go to the penalty box and wait. My Captain does the lecture over the PA... not one minute later, we get dinged from the F/A "Some guy with an IPhone says the weather is good, and wants to know what the real reason is for the delay. Is something wrong with the plane?"

    I want to tell this clown what he can do with his IdiotPhone - but the Captain does it even better. He gets on the PA and makes the following announcement :

    "If the passenger with the IPhone would be kind enough to use it to check the weather at our alternate, calculate our fuel burn due to being rerouted around the storms, call the dispatcher to arrange our release, and then make a phone call to the nearest Air Traffic Control center to arrange our timely departure amongst the other aircraft carrying passengers with IPhones, then we will be more than happy to depart. Please ring your call button to advise the Flight Attendant and your fellow passengers when you deem it ready and responsible for this multi-million dollar aircraft and its passengers to safely leave."

    Needless to say, the pax was pretty embarrassed. The F/A later told us the rest of the plane was outright laughing at this dude. What a clown."
  • miketpoto
    Shabisquik The Ghetto Queen
    • Jan 2005
    • 4223

    #2
    Re: iPhone jacksass

    saw this earlier, LOLZ

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    • rubyraks
      DUDERZ get a life!!!
      • Jun 2004
      • 5341

      #3
      Re: iPhone jacksass

      Give the captain a star for that great comeback
      "Work like you don't need the money.
      Love like you've never been hurt.
      Dance like nobody's watching.
      Sing like nobody's listening.
      Live like it's Heaven on Earth."

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      • DJJEFFJONES
        Platinum Poster
        • Nov 2005
        • 2110

        #4
        Re: iPhone jacksass

        +1 for the captain... wish I was on that flight
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        • res0nat0r
          Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
          • May 2006
          • 14475

          #5
          Re: iPhone jacksass

          saw this today, i would have laughed my ass off....good one for the cap'n.

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          • jeffrey collins
            Not cool enough
            • Jun 2004
            • 7427

            #6
            Re: iPhone jacksass

            not quite I say +1200000 for that one to the captain. Beautiful.
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            My Painting Blog

            http://soundcloud.com/jeffreycollins
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            • Dhar_2
              meat and potatoes
              • Jun 2004
              • 18917

              #7
              Re: iPhone jacksass

              hats of to the captain!

              its bloody irritating being delayed, but doesnt mean that you have to be a jackass about it!!

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              • edjames
                Getting warmed up
                • Jan 2006
                • 91

                #8
                Re: iPhone jacksass

                Quality
                Has anyone seen the cheese smoking monks?

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                • poults
                  Platinum Poster
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 1987

                  #9
                  Re: iPhone jacksass

                  A great comeback.
                  Originally posted by Hoff

                  ejejejejejejejejeje!!!!! you always delivering some good dogs shits !!! thankyou

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                  • TheMightyGreg
                    Editor Shmeditor
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 1361

                    #10
                    Re: iPhone jacksass

                    Such an unbelivealbly good cuss...bet that prick was writhing in his seat.
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