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  • floridaorange
    I'm merely a humble butler
    • Dec 2005
    • 29116
    #1

    Smells Like A Turd Covered in Burnt Hair - 2007 ANNUAL AWARDS

    TOP THREE CONTEST

    Now that we over 17K of posts & an increadible 225K Views and 2007 is coming to an end, I feel it's time we have a collective vote for the top THREE posts.

    Rules: Once there are 5 nominations for each of the following categories (only 5 so be selective) the final judging by the members & mods begins for each, and the mods (who are the judges) will have to come up with the awards too) Last rule, you must have 300 posts or more to nominate any pic. (it's ok if there are more than 5)



    I'll start with my choice for the MOST DISGUSTING:


    (1) #1 Strangest

    (2) #1 Most Disgusting

    (3) #1 Funniest


    I choose Huggie Smiles, for the most disgusting post, ever lol!!!:


    It was fun while it lasted...
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    • Kamal
      Administrator
      • May 2002
      • 28835
      #2
      Re: Smells Like A Turd Covered in Burnt Hair - 2007 ANNUAL AWARDS

      Brilliant idea for a thread....

      -5 Million for that image huggie. I have nightmares till I die thanks to you.
      www.mjwebhosting.com

      Jib says:
      he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
      Originally posted by ace_dl
      Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
      I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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        • Huggie Smiles
          Anyone have Styx livesets?
          • Jun 2004
          • 11836
          #3
          Re: Smells Like A Turd Covered in Burnt Hair - 2007 ANNUAL AWARDS

          I'm all about the sharing
          You're welcome! Although in my defence its through this site that I was educated about tubgirl (Jibs you bass!) AND 2girls and a cup so I hardly think I'm the worst offender here

          Topic at hand:
          But wont this thread just turn into another major repost of all the other reposts? I think the admin should pick out their top 3 for each category then poll it? (cos I know the admins have loads of time on their hands)
          ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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            • floridaorange
              I'm merely a humble butler
              • Dec 2005
              • 29116
              #4
              Re: Smells Like A Turd Covered in Burnt Hair - 2007 ANNUAL AWARDS

              Well...I think you submit your vote (meaning do the leg work via searching) and categorize your pick as 1 of the 3 categories, then the mods & vet's (300+ posters) will do the judging, then the awards will of course be chosen by the mods... essentially we do searching in this monsterously strange thread and come up with the top 9 CONTENDERS... - happy hunting

              It was fun while it lasted...

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                • Miroslav
                  WHOA I can change this!1!
                  • Apr 2006
                  • 4122
                  #5
                  Re: Smells Like A Turd Covered in Burnt Hair - 2007 ANNUAL AWARDS

                  hmmm this is going to take a lot of time! I'm gonna go do some research...
                  mixes: www.waxdj.com/miroslav

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                    • floridaorange
                      I'm merely a humble butler
                      • Dec 2005
                      • 29116
                      #6
                      Re: Smells Like A Turd Covered in Burnt Hair - 2007 ANNUAL AWARDS

                      This has got to be top 3 funniest. posted by Pickel:


                      __________________

                      It was fun while it lasted...

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                        • AntonyM
                          DUDERZ get a life!!!
                          • Oct 2004
                          • 6415
                          #7
                          Re: Smells Like A Turd Covered in Burnt Hair - 2007 ANNUAL AWARDS

                          Originally posted by floridaorange
                          TOP THREE CONTEST

                          Now that we over 17K of posts & an increadible 225K Views and 2007 is coming to an end, I feel it's time we have a collective vote for the top THREE posts.

                          Rules: Once there are 5 nominations for each of the following categories (only 5 so be selective) the final judging by the members & mods begins for each, and the mods (who are the judges) will have to come up with the awards too) Last rule, you must have 300 posts or more to nominate any pic. (it's ok if there are more than 5)



                          I'll start with my choice for the MOST DISGUSTING:


                          (1) #1 Strangest

                          (2) #1 Most Disgusting

                          (3) #1 Funniest


                          I choose Huggie Smiles, for the most disgusting post, ever lol!!!:


                          What is that a strip of bacon down there?
                          Originally posted by Shpira
                          So came back last night...
                          Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

                          All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
                          Originally posted by Illuminate
                          Let me get this straight.

                          So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

                          1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
                          2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
                          3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
                          4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

                          Am I close here?

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                            • 88Mariner
                              My dick is smaller
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 7128
                              #8
                              Re: Smells Like A Turd Covered in Burnt Hair - 2007 ANNUAL AWARDS

                              i'm pretty sure that's a penis. don't be fooled by the boobs. nowadays you can never be so sure....
                              you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                              it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                              Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                              ----PEACE-----

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                                • AntonyM
                                  DUDERZ get a life!!!
                                  • Oct 2004
                                  • 6415
                                  #9
                                  Re: Smells Like A Turd Covered in Burnt Hair - 2007 ANNUAL AWARDS

                                  Pg 257


                                  Pg 263



                                  Donkey Punch

                                  Pg 264



                                  Just Plain Offensive

                                  Pg 283

                                  Originally posted by Shpira
                                  So came back last night...
                                  Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

                                  All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
                                  Originally posted by Illuminate
                                  Let me get this straight.

                                  So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

                                  1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
                                  2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
                                  3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
                                  4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

                                  Am I close here?

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                                    • tiddles
                                      Encryption, Jr.
                                      • Jun 2004
                                      • 6861
                                      #10
                                      Re: Smells Like A Turd Covered in Burnt Hair - 2007 ANNUAL AWARDS

                                      pg 869

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                                        • tiddles
                                          Encryption, Jr.
                                          • Jun 2004
                                          • 6861
                                          #11
                                          Re: Smells Like A Turd Covered in Burnt Hair - 2007 ANNUAL AWARDS

                                          nastiest is page 873

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                                            • 88Mariner
                                              My dick is smaller
                                              • Nov 2006
                                              • 7128
                                              #12
                                              Re: Smells Like A Turd Covered in Burnt Hair - 2007 ANNUAL AWARDS

                                              oh my fucking god
                                              you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                                              it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                                              Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                                              ----PEACE-----

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                                                • WilDFire
                                                  Addiction started
                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                  • 481
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Smells Like A Turd Covered in Burnt Hair - 2007 ANNUAL AWARDS

                                                  I love the idea - but do you realize how time consuming it will be to go throught them ALL again?
                                                  Music makes the soul strong.

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                                                    • floridaorange
                                                      I'm merely a humble butler
                                                      • Dec 2005
                                                      • 29116
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Smells Like A Turd Covered in Burnt Hair - 2007 ANNUAL AWARDS

                                                      OMG some definite contenders, the two fat chicks post from tiddles will make the top 3 for Nastiest or Most disgusting ...could you imagine the amount of smegma these two have...Frankly I'm just glad they aren't producing any two girl & one cup videos (I watched the first few seconds)....

                                                      *and yeah its time consuming, so only give it a shot if your not too busy...lol

                                                      (Strangest - pg # 64)

                                                      It was fun while it lasted...

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                                                        • MJDub
                                                          Are you Kidding me??
                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                          • 2765
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Smells Like A Turd Covered in Burnt Hair - 2007 ANNUAL AWARDS

                                                          I find it hilarious that the thread of nonsense that originated nearly 4 years ago ("BOOM" / "WTF") envolved into some pretty sick shit. With that being said, here's one of my favorites from the early days:

                                                          http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

                                                          You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

                                                          "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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