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  • FM
    Wooooooo!
    • Jun 2004
    • 5361

    #16
    this thread rocks...
    FM

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    • MJ
      Here since 2002
      • Jun 2004
      • 6560

      #17
      Originally posted by cosmo
      Anyone ever eat the 'sugar free' chocolate that contains maltitol?

      It's a sugar substitute that has an extreme laxitave effect.

      You can't eat more than a few pieces or you will be blowing mud the rest of the evening.

      Watch out now.
      Yes, my grandad bought some for my missus who is a diabetic, now she`s not normaly one to break a lot of wind but them things made her stink. Seriously minging arse she had. No more diabetic chocolates for her now.
      mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



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      • chanty
        John, John, where art thou!
        • Jun 2004
        • 4622

        #18
        Try "Beano". You take it (a pill) before you eat and it should help cut down on the wind...
        Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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        • Simon Preston
          Gold Gabber
          • Jun 2004
          • 845

          #19
          ID?
          http://soundcloud.com/simonpreston/simon-preston-summer-2011

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          • ixai
            Fresh Peossy
            • Jun 2004
            • 45

            #20
            Same here too, Simon... oh wait

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            • Neo
              Gold Gabber
              • Jun 2004
              • 663

              #21
              I don't want to stop I enjoy mine :wink:

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              • brakada
                Gold Gabber
                • Jun 2004
                • 622

                #22
                Originally posted by Neo
                I don't want to stop I enjoy mine :wink:
                I just hope there are not too many people "enjoying" it with you. Cause that would be some sick BS. :wink:
                We shall boldly dance, where no man has danced before..."

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                • runningman
                  Playa I'm a Sooth Saya
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 5995

                  #23
                  i'm gonna bring it to the top again in case we still want to talk about it

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                  • khilla
                    Getting warmed up
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 85

                    #24
                    Originally posted by chanty
                    Try "Beano". You take it (a pill) before you eat and it should help cut down on the wind...

                    ROFLMAO Beanz vs Beano
                    God made me funky and i am glad he made me that way !

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                    • Digital Junkie
                      Getting Somewhere
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 147

                      #25
                      i have been taking this protein shake. everyday...i am the same way

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                      • Dhar_2
                        meat and potatoes
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 18924

                        #26
                        yeah ive been pretty bad as of late too.

                        No idea why? BUt man do they stink.

                        and for some reason its always in public.

                        One hell of a way to clear a room

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                        • FM
                          Wooooooo!
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 5361

                          #27
                          too much beer sometimes does it for me the next day....
                          FM

                          "Nowadays everyone is a fucking DJ." - Jack Dangers

                          What record did you loose your virginity to?
                          "I don't like having sex with music on- I find it distracting. And if it's a mix cd- forget it. I'm stopping to check the beat mixing in between tracks." - Tom Stephan

                          Download/Listen To My Mixes
                          Facebook!
                          A Journey Into Sound On MCast

                          Satisfaction guaranteed, or double your music back.

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                          • Huggie Smiles
                            Anyone have Styx livesets?
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 11836

                            #28
                            Re: i can't stop farting...

                            this was lurking away back on page 744 from 2004,
                            so heres a lil
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                            ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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                            • trick12
                              Are you Kidding me??
                              • Jul 2007
                              • 4412

                              #29
                              Re: i can't stop farting...

                              this thread STINKS
                              Life's pretty fast..blup..blup...We made it!!

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                              • Garrick
                                DUDERZ get a life!!!
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 6764

                                #30
                                Re: i can't stop farting...

                                wtf... lol
                                Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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