have you ever...

[the sun the sea]

have you ever... taken a dump so big that you actually feel colder?

[Jenks]

Re: have you ever...

hot shit?

[toasty]

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have you ever... taken a dump so big that you actually feel colder?

not colder, but I have taken dumps so big that they left me feeling:

• lighter
• hollow
• dizzy
• proud
• frightened
• disgusted with myself
• apologetic to those in the area
• concerned

[Jenks]

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^lol.

The proud shit. The kind where you wish you could call someone over and say, "Hey, take a look at that masterpiece! That came out of me, fuckin A right!!"

[thesightless]

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Have You Ever Shit So Bad That The Pile In The Bowl Almost Touched Your Buttcheeks?

[toasty]

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[KinKyJ]

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Clogging toilets is a fine art

[Jenks]

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Have You Ever Shit So Bad That The Pile In The Bowl Almost Touched Your Buttcheeks?

If you've ever travelled to europe, you're well aware of the poo shelf toilet, and the shit you're talking about (pun intended) happens almost every time. Sort it out Euros.

[KinKyJ]

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If you've ever travelled to europe, you're well aware of the poo shelf toilet, and the shit you're talking about (pun intended) happens almost every time. Sort it out Euros.

Poo shelf toilets are a German invention duder, not a European standard. And how about them French toilets eh?

[Jenks]

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TomTom is responsible for the poo shelf imo.

[toasty]

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And how about them French toilets eh?

These are the worst. Get the angle wrong, and you shit into your own pants. Way to go, French people.

[Jenks]

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speaking of clogging toilets, it's getting tougher to do these days. I just purchased two kohler toilets for the house i just rehabbed, and they both say they can flush 150ft of toilet paper without clogging, guaranteed! That's impressive!! But wether that's 150ft of paper, plus the mound of poo, or just 150 ft of paper...i don't know.

[KinKyJ]

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^^^ I think you should go for an empiric approach to that question. In the name of science 'n' all

These are the worst. Get the angle wrong, and you shit into your own pants. Way to go, French people.

props for inventing the bidet though: the French contribution to improving oral sex

[toasty]

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speaking of clogging toilets, it's getting tougher to do these days. I just purchased two kohler toilets for the house i just rehabbed, and they both say they can flush 150ft of toilet paper without clogging, guaranteed! That's impressive!! But wether that's 150ft of paper, plus the mound of poo, or just 150 ft of paper...i don't know.

What's the address? I'll take the Pepsi Challenge on that one...

[Jenks]

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typing this message from the shitter fyi.

i wonder if i can photobooth this turd?